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  1. But I salute their pluck for doing videos anyway. about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. There are a fucking ton of insufficiently funny comedy troupes on the internet. about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. @raspberyl No no no. Those Walmart zombies are made in China. They'll fall apart in no time. about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to raspberyl
  4. @JohnCAlsedek FUCK JJ ABRAMS about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to JohnCAlsedek
  5. @raspberyl "Bullet to the head" is the only zombie return policy I'm aware of. about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to raspberyl
  6. All I want for christmas is an axe-wielding superzombie. about 7 hours ago from UberTwitter
  7. SETI@Home user in legal trouble for for using SETI@Work: http://is.gd/5atyw about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
  8. @j9drost Better or worse than a bus station? (Bus stations are the saddest places in the universe) about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to j9drost
  9. @drnikki Hank Jr. about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to drnikki
  10. I think it's time to rediscover Naked Raygun. 5:43 PM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
  11. @readysteadystop That's the difference between guys and girls. Romantic to a girl: different, special. Romantic to a boy: wiener touching. 2:07 PM Dec 1st from TweetDeck in reply to readysteadystop
  12. @readysteadystop Fellatio. It's free and guys always love it. 1:51 PM Dec 1st from TweetDeck in reply to readysteadystop
  13. @michellekenobi @jaimedelacruz He's laughing about the smoke thing. It's a pot joke. ha ha 1:00 PM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
  14. @j9drost FREEDOM TO FLUSH! 10:15 AM Dec 1st from TweetDeck in reply to j9drost
  15. @hudsoncycle Why don't you practice a bit, go get a snack, practice some more, get a proper dinner, *then* finish practice and have a beer? 5:15 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to hudsoncycle
  16. @philwisdom I also have that game. Would you like to play on the internets with me? 6:42 PM Nov 29th from UberTwitter in reply to philwisdom
  17. @digby619 I've heard the onscreen keyboard is better than the physical one. 10:20 AM Nov 29th from UberTwitter in reply to digby619
  18. @xSweetBirdx The Butter Cave 10:28 PM Nov 28th from TweetDeck in reply to xSweetBirdx
  19. @xSweetBirdx Velour Bird's Nest 10:25 PM Nov 28th from TweetDeck in reply to xSweetBirdx
  20. @xSweetBirdx The Brillo Mine (you know, like because of the pubes) 10:19 PM Nov 28th from TweetDeck in reply to xSweetBirdx