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  1. A McRib would be really tasty right now. Hmmmm. Maybe I'll have a leafy salad instead. #irony 6 minutes ago from web
  2. @rainnwilson Why do you write weird stuff about the Office? Your mil followers want to hear inside stuff bout your life. 7 minutes ago from web in reply to rainnwilson
  3. I sneeze 3 times each morning. Not sure why. about 2 hours ago from web
  4. Just had some of Sarah's non-alcohol wine. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy in one bottle. about 17 hours ago from web
  5. Just used a Sham-wow to dry off the rain-soaked insolent Maltese puppies. I think they are even more absorbent than the ubber gadget. about 18 hours ago from web
  6. Already planning wine list for Thanksgiving. Oregon Gewurztraminer for dessert. But what to pair with Turkey....? Pinot? Bordeaux? Thoughts? 6:44 AM Nov 24th from web
  7. Just watched 'Find my family' where ABC tracks down kid given up for adoption. Don't watch unless you enjoy crying at heartfelt reuinions. 7:07 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  8. @tiffanyannjohns You could have talked her down to $4. 3:33 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  9. Very productive day. Now if only I had a McRib to reward myself with. Still no appearance in the Chicago 'burbs. 3:09 PM Nov 23rd from web
  10. The only Vampire I find sexy http://twitpic.com/ql1md 6:23 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  11. Dunkin acquired. Things beginning to make more sense. 6:08 AM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  12. Need the Dunkin. 4:15 AM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  13. Running lights for the first time since Carrie Underwood during Seths potty break. Now where's that Go button....? 2:41 PM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  14. Got sucked into watching an old Bob Ross painting episode. That dude is mesmerizing. 3:59 PM Nov 19th from web
  15. Hey, where do these stairs go? 3:00 PM Nov 18th from web
  16. @srossi1003 Thinking of you my friend. 2:49 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to srossi1003
  17. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria. 2:48 PM Nov 18th from web
  18. Thanks @randywarren for kind advice over tasty lunch. Safe travels. 11:14 AM Nov 18th from TweetDeck in reply to randywarren
  19. Watching House Hunters in Fiji. Yup. Ready to move there. Right now. Make us an offer. 6:14 PM Nov 17th from web
  20. I could really go for some bacon right now... 7:03 AM Nov 17th from web