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  1. A McRib would be really tasty right now. Hmmmm. Maybe I'll have a leafy salad instead. #irony
  2. @rainnwilson Why do you write weird stuff about the Office? Your mil followers want to hear inside stuff bout your life.
  3. I sneeze 3 times each morning. Not sure why.
  4. Just had some of Sarah's non-alcohol wine. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy in one bottle.
  5. Just used a Sham-wow to dry off the rain-soaked insolent Maltese puppies. I think they are even more absorbent than the ubber gadget.
  6. Already planning wine list for Thanksgiving. Oregon Gewurztraminer for dessert. But what to pair with Turkey....? Pinot? Bordeaux? Thoughts?
  7. Just watched 'Find my family' where ABC tracks down kid given up for adoption. Don't watch unless you enjoy crying at heartfelt reuinions.
  8. @tiffanyannjohns You could have talked her down to $4.
  9. Very productive day. Now if only I had a McRib to reward myself with. Still no appearance in the Chicago 'burbs.
  10. The only Vampire I find sexy http://twitpic.com/ql1md
  11. Dunkin acquired. Things beginning to make more sense.
  12. Need the Dunkin.
  13. Running lights for the first time since Carrie Underwood during Seths potty break. Now where's that Go button....?
  14. Got sucked into watching an old Bob Ross painting episode. That dude is mesmerizing.
  15. Hey, where do these stairs go?
  16. @srossi1003 Thinking of you my friend.
  17. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria.
  18. Thanks @randywarren for kind advice over tasty lunch. Safe travels.
  19. Watching House Hunters in Fiji. Yup. Ready to move there. Right now. Make us an offer.
  20. I could really go for some bacon right now...