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  1. @nellsberry You say "fun" but I read that as "toe-curling and unnecessary" Just me?
  2. @LizUK That's Solace, sorry, Sesi. Am now holding my breath until Friday.
  3. @LizUK and in the woods is a disused chicken farm. Familiar face? http://www.flickr.com/photos/whymanm/2797007846/in/set-72157606983385407/
  4. @LizUK A coincidence, but I have a white, wolf-like dog I have to walk in the woods AFTER DARK. Scares the bejesus out of me. Be strong!
  5. @LizUK OK. Will do. Bad dreams in a good way, I hope. Can I interest you in a canape?
  6. @benjohncock No problem. It's been e-motional!
  7. @LaceyTiger Great service! You're @benjohncock lite.
  8. @LaceyTiger Salmon Cheesecake?! I have seen the future of epublishing, and it's minging.
  9. @LaceyTiger This is like a horror film. Just when you think it's over ...
  10. Is it safe to refollow @benjohncock yet?
  11. @jojomoyes I have a 'chilifingers' problem.
  12. @_megster I'm home alone. Might be a rubber gloves moment.
  13. Got fresh red chilli all over my fingers from making lunch. Busting for a wee, but daren't risk it.
  14. @benjohncock I'm enjoying this talk of a digital ecosystem. Are you tweeting from a Wasp T12 Speechtool with voice authority enhancement?
  15. Is there an animal that dissoves/softens up its prey with spittle, or am I confusing Life on Earth with Dr Who?
  16. @LizUK They are just showing off about having the narrowest doorway ever. Tall thin people have no taste.
  17. @charlesarthur Do you have any spare Tarmac left? *gestures hopefully at drive way*
  18. RT @warrenellis: Isn't it way past time that "killer whales" were renamed Death Dolphins?
  19. Are foxes a threat to minipigs?I have left enough expired/sacrificial chickens in the woods to think they'll leave us alone.
  20. @hesterbrowne Hmmm. Had the rabbits been squirrels I think they would've been cleaned and then decapitated.