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If I was a comedian I'd want the whole audience to be me. I always get all my jokes *and* I think they're all brilliantly hilarious.7:59 PM Dec 17thfrom web
I just found out that in-a-gadda-da-vida is Romanian for gunter glieben glauchen globen.5:21 PM Dec 17thfrom web
When they say no liquids through the security checkpoint, that includes the two giant cans of Rockstar in my carry-on. #airportfail8:49 AM Dec 14thfrom web