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  1. Whoa, eight hours of unbroken sleep. I think I deserve a beer after that. about 3 hours ago from Echofon
  2. http://twitpic.com/rb77q - This is the gate for Medieval Air. Medieval Air! The only airline with chamber pots! 7:11 AM Nov 28th from Twitfire
  3. Awake at 5 a.m. to catch flight back to NYC. Won't be back on the West Coast until - *checks calendar* - oh, next weekend. 5:30 AM Nov 28th from Echofon
  4. Does Auburn realize it's the 4th quarter? 2:58 PM Nov 27th from Echofon
  5. How I got rid of my turkey hangover: a date with Angie http://bit.ly/8s74lw (ouch) 12:30 PM Nov 27th from web
  6. Miles Austin is a goddam son of a bitch. And I gotta get away from these ancient Lutherans. 3:52 PM Nov 26th from Echofon
  7. At this huge group dinner where the second youngest person is my mother and there's no football game on. More. Booze. Faster. 2:18 PM Nov 26th from Echofon
  8. I'm thankful for titties. Nice work, ladies! 7:21 AM Nov 26th from web
  9. Dreamt I was the Phantom. I made a polar bear attack a guy! Totally worth the purple costume. 5:46 AM Nov 26th from Echofon
  10. Family Thanksgiving tonight + friends' Thanksgiving tomorrow = good value for holiday eatin'. (Friday: punitive exercise) 6:48 PM Nov 25th from Echofon
  11. Woman mailing seven boxes cut in front of me at post office. This Thanksgiving, she should be thankful I'm not carrying a claw hammer. 4:46 PM Nov 25th from Echofon
  12. I have a lot less to tweet about when I'm home at my parents'. "So, these trees sure are tall." 2:28 PM Nov 25th from Echofon
  13. @OntheDLpodcast - I'm on the West Coast this week. What's your excuse? 6:57 AM Nov 25th from Echofon in reply to OntheDLpodcast
  14. Hey, you could do worse than Ron Perlman. RT @oliviawilde: cant wait to come back, even if it requires starring in "Hellboy 17." 1:05 AM Nov 25th from Echofon
  15. Nice! Welcome to the club, sir. RT @JoeDreck: Who's got a fully stocked bar? *points thumbs at chest* This guy! 7:04 PM Nov 24th from Echofon
  16. Me talking! RT @KiddChristoff just spoke with Matt from @WarmingGlow about hot, steamy TV action. Check it out here! http://bit.ly/8TYt5d 2:51 PM Nov 24th from web
  17. Run up the white flags, y'all. I win the Internet today. http://bit.ly/8j8Mxf 8:14 AM Nov 24th from web
  18. 24 out of 24 through two rounds, four points ahead of 2nd place. Don't step. 8:13 PM Nov 23rd from Echofon
  19. Time to school some bitches at trivia night. 6:48 PM Nov 23rd from Echofon
  20. My phone's been quiet :( RT @AJDaulerio: Putting together a Deadspin "Swimsuit/Bodies" issue for Spring. Contacting potential "models" 3:03 PM Nov 23rd from Echofon