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  1. A while back I invented a drink called the Smoove B. I was 3/4 Horchata and 1/3 Kahlua. You do the math. 17 minutes ago from web
  2. @AaronBrandt That's exactly what I thought when I saw that trailer last night. 36 minutes ago from web in reply to AaronBrandt
  3. Idea for a terrible gift: name a star after someone in their honor. about 1 hour ago from web
  4. Those thiner scarfs with the frayed ends. Nice ones, not the Urban Oufitters kind. Good to have? Or will it make me look like a douche? about 3 hours ago from web
  5. Having a broment courtesy of Jack Johnson en Concert. about 14 hours ago from web
  6. @AaronBrandt This guy. http://bit.ly/8HAFn . Kind of a cool video, but its still the flute. Also, his face is priceless throughout. about 16 hours ago from web in reply to AaronBrandt
  7. Dressing it up by saying you play the rhythm flute still means you play the flute. about 16 hours ago from web
  8. RT @LibbyBrooks Everyone stop retweeting. about 16 hours ago from web
  9. @notmikebuckley back when the rink was THE rink, and only had the wood floor. about 16 hours ago from web in reply to notmikebuckley
  10. Labatt's slogan for its new non-alcoholic beer, "Leave one out for Santa, he's driving." So funny. about 17 hours ago from web
  11. $10 tattoo parlor "advertised" on the news tonight. I'm sure they're saving so much money reusing those needles. Whatta deal! about 17 hours ago from web
  12. This Pokemon December thing on Facebook is obnoxious. about 18 hours ago from web
  13. Also, thank you GQ for that Leighton Meester story. She's easy on the eyes. about 19 hours ago from web
  14. Reading GQ just bums me out that I don't have a Tom Ford suit. about 21 hours ago from web
  15. Let's start the movement to get Oakland University to be the 12th Big 10 team. A perfect fit for everyone. about 22 hours ago from web
  16. I'm gonna go to Belle Tire today to get some new tires. And also, to punch that stupid talking tire in the face. about 24 hours ago from web
  17. Addicted to retail. Being funemployed sucks. 12:29 PM Dec 15th from web
  18. @ErikaDeVriendt I'm also trying to tap into the personal bitch market. Harder to get your foot in the door than you'd think. 12:22 PM Dec 15th from web in reply to ErikaDeVriendt
  19. Good day for DVD's. The Hangover and Inglorious Basterds come out today. 10:19 AM Dec 15th from web
  20. Not really diggin this snow/hail combo we got goin on right now. 9:58 AM Dec 15th from web