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  1. Mattthew went in for fist-bump but was met with open palm. Awk-ward...
  2. Mattthew frew an egg.
  3. Mattthew I'm doing a personal/social experiment this week: Co-workers can email me, but I can't reply. I have to communicate via voice.
  4. Mattthew is back in the US. 6 hours until mission burrito. I'll miss the snitzel.
  5. Mattthew JFK > Zurich.
  6. Mattthew SFO > JFK.
  7. Mattthew could not find real Japanese eyedrops in Japantown :^[.
  8. Mattthew hung curtains!
  9. Mattthew just found 2 girls literally having sex on my stoop.
  10. Mattthew denies that he is part of a guerilla marketing scheme to promote the creme brûlée guy.
  11. Mattthew overheard in SF: "I wonder if the creme-brulee-guy will ever become as famous as the tamale-lady?" Has anyone heard of him?
  12. Mattthew The T key on my laptop is almost broken off. Is that supposed to mean something?
  13. Mattthew has picked up his heart. It was right where he left it - in San Francisco.
  14. Mattthew told someone where he is from. He replied, "Why would you ever leave San Francisco?" My flight to SFO is boarding...
  15. Mattthew Could be my last time online this week - headed to Panama!
  16. Mattthew I want a fruit shake. But that would require getting out of the pool.
  17. Mattthew is out of range of Yelp.
  18. Mattthew - TSA actually smiled at me and said, "Nice hat." then just waved me through. That hat has had me out of more than one bind...
  19. Mattthew 's last US breakfast (until then...) Last things are romantic, aren't they?
  20. Mattthew realizes this is his last night in the US.