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  1. People make me sleepy. haha 4:22 PM Nov 16th from web
  2. I now have a personal vendetta against my immune system. 8:11 AM Nov 8th from web
  3. I wish I had some left over Spajayjay(spaghetti) from the other night. 1:22 PM Oct 21st from web
  4. I wish I could jump into the sea, live with creatures who aren't like me, a place where I could float aimlessly, just my thoughts and me. 7:40 PM Oct 20th from web
  5. New show idea for Bear Grylls...Man vs. Child. 10:51 AM Oct 17th from txt
  6. Damn! Lost a contact lens. I'm going to be in glasses for a while i suppose. 9:39 PM Oct 4th from txt
  7. If I could to write and direct a pornographic movie. I'd most likely name it "El Dialdo" 1:10 PM Oct 2nd from web
  8. Hey...YOU! I said, "Jacket off!" It's not winter in here. So Jacket off! 11:16 AM Oct 2nd from web
  9. Do you think Nick Cannon has ever made a, "Cannon balls" joke during lovemaking??? 3:49 PM Sep 28th from web
  10. "Gesundheit!" Said angrily to my cat. Asshole. 1:18 PM Sep 21st from web
  11. I don't know why you say Fruit Pie, I say Jello. 2:30 PM Sep 19th from web
  12. Saturday: Gaza. Sunday: Every Time I Die. Monday: Clean shit out of pants!!! 8:13 PM Sep 8th from web
  13. I was very surprised to find "dildo" in my T9 predictive dictionary. surprised, and pleased... 1:48 PM Sep 5th from web
  14. Downside to mustache...Ice cream becomes exceedingly harder to eat. That sticky fuck of a food. 10:30 PM Aug 23rd from web
  15. Inglorious Basterds is perhaps the best Terantino movie yet. "I have a gun pointed at your testicles." 5:20 PM Aug 22nd from web
  16. Today was a good birffday! 18 years in. holy tits. 11:34 PM Aug 18th from web
  17. Touche Amore was so good tonight. I'm still pumped! 12:26 AM Aug 12th from web
  18. Warped Tour was wet as fuck! But Gallows and Alexisonfire made it all worth it! 8:56 PM Aug 7th from web
  19. It is impossible to read the smudged words of those with a water stained Casanova Complex. 11:38 PM Aug 4th from web
  20. Idea at 7:12 pm, Chicken Nugget wrapped in Mozzarella cheese. sounds like a tasty invention. 6:13 PM Aug 4th from web