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Looking at my college diploma. I received a Bachelor of Science degree. Know how many science classes I took in 4 years of college? Zero.about 7 hours agofrom TwitterBerry
Wife and I doing a crossword. "I now pronounce you Chuck and...?" I said. "A-Rod!" wife says. She wasn't listening and skipped ahead.12:24 PM Nov 26thfrom TwitterBerry
Henceforce Joseph Gordon-Levitt shall be known as "Jo-Go." He did a good job on SNL too.10:03 AM Nov 26thfrom TwitterBerry
Alan Cumming is singing "That's Life" on the Thanksgiving Parade on a float of M&Ms dressed like Broadway stars. You're welcome, America.7:34 AM Nov 26thfrom web
Just watched @Schwarzenegger shoot Jay Leno with a bazooka. Reminds me of the good old days, when he REGULARLY shot people with bazookas.9:12 PM Nov 24thfrom web
We'll actually start broadcasting a few minues to 9 tonight. Come hang out and chat about ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT at IFC.com.5:52 PM Nov 24thfrom TwitterBerry