mattsatwit
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If only Gene Hunt was real - the humour police need a good kicking:
2:48 PM Nov 23rd
from Echofon
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Praying no-one will mistake New Moon as a hurried sequel to Duncan Jones' Moon. And this is the only Twilight-related thing I'll ever tweet.
1:14 PM Nov 19th
from Tweetie
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RT: @: Is this meant to be ironic? RT @: Ben Pobije makes his Punch debut on how much he hates Twitter.
2:30 PM Nov 17th
from Echofon
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Major thunderstorm in Sydney at the moment. Can't help but feel it's a bit old hat. Dust storms are the way of the future, surely.
12:20 AM Nov 16th
from Tweetie
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Dear Diary... Spent Sunday afternoon buying a new mop, cleaning the vacuum cleaner filter and being drunkenly assaulted by middle age.
8:08 PM Nov 14th
from Tweetie
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RT @: I recently saved a ton of money on my car insurance. By fleeing the scene of the accident.
12:16 PM Nov 10th
from web
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On the same note, there was a great piece in Sunday's Observer by @ on the danger of over-censoring comedy:
9:23 PM Nov 8th
from Echofon
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Excellent Andrew Olle lecture by @ - infinitely more worthy of the column inches occupied by media outrage itself.
9:17 PM Nov 8th
from Echofon
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Bruce Willis seems to have entered the Steven Seagal era of his career playing ex-CIA agents instead of active ones.
9:19 PM Nov 5th
from Echofon
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@ It was empty.
5:43 PM Nov 5th
from Echofon
in reply to PenguinBooksAus
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RT: @: It was bacteria, fish, mermaid, man, onwards and what have you. [On the stages of man's evolution.]
2:04 PM Nov 5th
from Echofon
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Theory: the number of post-Melbourne Cup stories is propotional to how easily the winning horse's name lends itself to news headline puns.
5:49 PM Nov 3rd
from Echofon
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And the award for the article that provokes the most contempt for the human race goes to...
12:50 PM Nov 3rd
from Tweetie
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Ah, the Melbourne Cup: the one day of the year anyone in Australia gives a damn about horse racing. Bring on tomorrow.
2:38 PM Nov 2nd
from Echofon
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RT @: I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering. 98 of them said, "How did you get in here?"
4:31 PM Oct 31st
from web
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Think I had a pirate for a bus driver. He braked as clumsily as if he had a peg-leg and when I got off the bus, I had sea legs.
2:39 PM Oct 28th
from Echofon
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Unless the taxman is, against all odds, following my tweets, in which case, it's an absolute pleasure, sir, and I hope this finds you well.
12:56 AM Oct 27th
from web
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Is there anything more mind-bludgeoningly boring than completing a tax return? Being in a coma would be more stimulating.
12:55 AM Oct 27th
from web
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I feel like an electrical storm is taking place in my head. That's the last time I ever neglect to have my morning coffee.
8:05 PM Oct 26th
from Echofon
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Humpty Dumpty had a minor tumble, dusted himself off and went on his way: the sanitised BBC version.
3:29 AM Oct 23rd
from Tweetie
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