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  1. Captain Morgan sure wears a lot of clothing for someone in the Caribbean sun all day.about 12 hours ago from Twitterrific
  2. I don't mind pretending MIchael Jackson was not a pedophile. I DO mind pretending "Dirty Diana" is a good song. #fbabout 12 hours ago from Twitterrific
  3. @youngamerican Suggestions: Todd Barry and Ethan Lipton (http://www.ethanlipton.com).1:25 PM Jul 10th from web in reply to youngamerican
  4. [Sandpaper Suit] "Playing games" http://bit.ly/T4tSH10:39 AM Jul 10th from twitterfeed
  5. I love it when tv shows put subtitles on people who speak English (e.g. the Gallagher brothers in VH1's "Behind the Music" on Oasis).9:24 AM Jul 10th from API
  6. [Link] Q&A with Andy Borowitz http://bit.ly/2IqVo2:42 PM Jul 9th from twitterfeed
  7. My other hyphen is an asterisk. #fb9:17 AM Jul 9th from API
  8. @margiekment congrats on the anniversary!6:18 AM Jul 9th from Twitterrific in reply to margiekment
  9. Odd: There are always birds flying around *inside* the Delta terminal at JFK.6:16 AM Jul 9th from Twitterrific
  10. [Sandpaper Suit] Live at Gotham comics for 2009 http://bit.ly/emqlN9:41 AM Jul 8th from twitterfeed
  11. What’s nice about Haight Street in SF: You can get in a cab and tell the driver (say it aloud), “Take me to the other side of Haight.”9:17 AM Jul 8th from API
  12. Today at 12:34:56 it will be 12:34:56 07/08/09. Only time in our lives that order will happen. Except for my life. I will live forever.9:13 AM Jul 8th from web
  13. [Link] Bill Burr on "going pro" http://bit.ly/4gqTt910:41 AM Jul 7th from twitterfeed
  14. [Sandpaper Suit] Think Tank: Boomerang http://bit.ly/qGzhb9:40 AM Jul 7th from twitterfeed
  15. Wine is the classy way to be an alcoholic. #fb9:16 AM Jul 7th from API
  16. [Link] Q&A with SF comic Kevin Camia http://bit.ly/2vUqfT8:43 AM Jul 7th from twitterfeed
  17. Congrats @RobCantrell! RT "Keep On The Grass" Comedian Rob Cantrell's new album now available at s... http://bit.ly/2oK8yI1:41 PM Jul 6th from web
  18. [Link] 'Fallon' writer details his daily grind http://bit.ly/TwPLC10:43 AM Jul 6th from twitterfeed
  19. [Sandpaper Suit] A comic before you hits a topic you plan to cover... http://bit.ly/jkJqB9:55 AM Jul 6th from twitterfeed
  20. Anyone can write poetry for grad students. Try writing poetry for rednecks.9:17 AM Jul 6th from API
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