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  1. Strange how we're nursing this Ft Hood shooter back to health just so we can execute him later. "Heal and then kill!" -The hypocritical oathabout 5 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Nomination form for the ECNY Awards is up: http://bit.ly/2u4NMQ Ya could nominate me as "Emerging Comic of New York." Wouldn't that be fun?about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. [Link] Tracy Morgan: It's not about material, it's about you http://bit.ly/1SasoWabout 7 hours ago from twitterfeed
  4. [Sandpaper Suit] Think Tank: Pants http://bit.ly/1uw1EVabout 9 hours ago from twitterfeed
  5. I'm a meat and potatoes guy in the bedroom. In the kitchen, I'm all vibrators. #fbabout 9 hours ago from API
  6. @thecomicscomic posts a couple of fun new vids from @bobbytisdale http://bit.ly/494fDG and @seanoconnz/@julezmac http://bit.ly/4DwSF8about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to seanoconnz
  7. @Fruvous Like this: "I was in a bar in Mobile when my 'Po Boy stumbled to the floor." Tom Waits lyric = Done!about 10 hours ago from web in reply to Fruvous
  8. Budsey links up an old animated vid I made re: Jerry Orbach. http://bit.ly/2B2H3uabout 10 hours ago from Tweetie
  9. [Sandpaper Suit] Why Doug Stanhope drinks on stage http://bit.ly/1B3xYh10:53 AM Nov 9th from twitterfeed
  10. The grim reaper is really looking good these days. Wait, that's not the grim reaper. It's Steven Tyler! http://bit.ly/1ioUJc8:26 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie
  11. Steven Tyler quits Aerosmith after a concert in Abu Dhabi to "work on the brand of myself - Brand Tyler." Silly rabbit. http://bit.ly/3fnX0K8:25 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie
  12. Mad Libs your own Tom Waits songs with 1) a city in the south, 2) the name of a sandwich, 3) a verb that a drunk person would do. #fb8:19 AM Nov 9th from API
  13. Hey, Dan Goodman (funny NYC comic) has a new site. http://getdangoodman.com/ U can see him at The Hoboken Elks Lodge next week. No, really.7:50 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie
  14. The girls in the corner are getting hit on by the guy in a hat. Seems like it's always that way.7:19 PM Nov 7th from API
  15. Thanks CR. // @reppocs: "I Need Laughs is a great mini-documentary...It really gets in to how the sausage is made." http://bit.ly/3KPSaf9:48 AM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  16. @reppocs Cool, let me know if/when ya post about "I Need Laughs."1:41 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  17. Fun game: Add what's in parentheses here to the end of every tweet you read. (This is a tiny little cry for help.)1:19 PM Nov 6th from API
  18. Corey: "Could u make an I Need Laughs playlist on YouTube?" Yes. Here it is: http://bit.ly/3uDFui (INL is a comedy documentary I made.)11:26 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  19. UK govt's chief drug adviser fired after saying ecstasy and LSD are less dangerous than alcohol. http://bit.ly/8SFQ7 (via @DougStanhope)8:46 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  20. [Sandpaper Suit] Highlights from the first Hot Soup http://bit.ly/GoB9e8:40 AM Nov 6th from twitterfeed