mattmorphett
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Satisfaction is a waxed car
5:26 PM Dec 19th
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Just became the thing I despise. The guy who doesn't clean the public BBQ plate after use. Forgot scraper : (
6:53 PM Dec 17th
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@ We call bathwater "fartwater". It helps stem the urge, but not by much.
1:58 PM Dec 17th
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Jaya 5: "Eew yuk! My butt. It stinks. I'm gonna die!"
2:19 AM Dec 17th
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Ok. I'm officially on holidays for 3 weeks. Finished the last of the Xmas shopping today too. Trading up to a 3gs tomorrow as reward. Woohoo
12:36 AM Dec 17th
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@ @ @ melt brain it did. Sheesh look at those horribly cheap leather jackets!
12:26 PM Dec 16th
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Me: "Which finger was grazed when you fell over Jayzee?" hehe
6:57 PM Dec 15th
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...and when did mangos become so narcissistic?
1:32 PM Dec 15th
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A small smudge of muddy earth on my watermelon skin is reassuring. I can't, however, imagine that a squiggly tail in my bacon would be.
1:31 PM Dec 15th
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Great IxDA session with Joel and Christian. Music, books, etc
4:13 AM Dec 15th
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Awesome stop-motion toy car chase features "untold" 70s Jap car awesomeness.! Spotted Skyline, 280ZX, 180B, R100(!)
1:48 AM Dec 14th
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Ah yeah, there it is; post-gym endorphin hit. It's like pissing in your wetsuit.
6:29 PM Dec 13th
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Jesus. At the gym; Kerry-Anne on one screen, the new Spock on the other. Similarities are uncanny.
4:06 PM Dec 13th
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This morning the affordance of my nipples is too much for Jaya.
3:08 PM Dec 13th
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Ideo's Human Centred Design Toolkit now a free download. Holy Crap!
1:46 PM Dec 12th
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@ Maynard f# Crabs. Sorry to be so pedantic so early : )
12:55 PM Dec 11th
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I pushed levers until my claws were reduced to bloody stumps. Now a pellet
12:53 AM Dec 11th
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Warning. Terribly geeky web design humour behind this link
3:37 AM Dec 10th
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How is it that I have become loyal to one 7-11 in town. Surely we must hate them all equally.
4:01 PM Dec 9th
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3 songs into kindy carols the other night Jaya moans "not more Jesus!". That said, last night she built a manger for one of the guinnea pigs
3:59 PM Dec 9th
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- Name Matt Morphett
- Location Brisbane, Australia
- Web http://www.amberd...
- Bio User Experience Guy and Film / Television Composer
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