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  1. Just made fondant for the first time. It was sticky. 12:38 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
  2. @ryansager Regarding your nice vaccine story, you spelled "Stupidity" incorrectly in the title. 8:48 AM Oct 14th from web in reply to ryansager
  3. Just got my flu shot! Now I shall report all my adverse reactions for the enjoyment of my nay saying friends. 12:06 PM Oct 13th from TweetDeck
  4. Fever Ray at the Henry Fonda Theater was the best rock show to which I may have ever gone. 1:05 AM Oct 8th from web
  5. Fever Ray! 11:43 PM Oct 7th from mobile web
  6. I came to the sad conclusion that the U.S. may not remain the #1 rated show any longer. Now I am just hoping we don't get cancelled. 4:59 PM Oct 3rd from web
  7. My car is a bad driver magnet... literally. 2nd driver hit me in two weeks. Haven't even finished repairs on first collision. 2:28 PM Oct 1st from web
  8. I am bowling! 9:21 PM Sep 30th from mobile web
  9. Hi jeff. 7:18 PM Sep 29th from mobile web
  10. Nice one Texas: http://bit.ly/yDJC4 6:47 AM Sep 25th from web
  11. I think the whole world needs it's satire chip firmware updated. 7:32 PM Sep 24th from web
  12. Now I'm going to take a shower in the universal, socialist water provided to me through your tax dollars. 9:15 PM Sep 7th from web
  13. Many thanks to the universal socialist tax-payer funded single payer Los Angeles international airport. Now in Portland. 7:04 PM Sep 7th from mobile web
  14. Universal socialized tax-payer funded air travel security! Thanks TSA. 12:48 PM Sep 7th from mobile web
  15. Driving to the airport now to get on a plane to go work on http://www.tnt.tv/series/leverage/ 11:24 AM Sep 7th from web
  16. A friend sent this and it started my day with a huge laugh: http://bit.ly/p3bbL 8:32 AM Aug 27th from web
  17. I have always loved Moby. http://bit.ly/3nGqcK 5:18 PM Aug 12th from TweetDeck
  18. I am probably a lot more mellow than the last time you saw me. 8:31 AM Aug 12th from TweetDeck
  19. I am totally hight right now... ON CAFFEINE! 2:13 PM Aug 11th from web
  20. Is it really all that great that our economy doesn't suck as much as was predicted? 9:09 AM Aug 8th from web