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  1. Outsource to the Chinese and you get what you pay for! (Don't even ask how my morning is going.)
  2. I have perfected my beignets! Anybody want breakfast?
  3. Just cut my hair. This was not a mistake. I am making a 6th of July resolution. No more crazy hair!
  4. Just had lunch with Juliane Moore at Swingers, Santa Monica. Okay, she was two tables away, but... it was lunch... with Juliane Moore.
  5. I'm going here tonight: http://bit.ly/4iX1J5 Come join me! (If you dare.)
  6. Holy crap do I have some bad music in my personal collection! I am on a listen and delete rampage right now... starting with Blink 182!
  7. Whoa, are you trying to tell me that Michael Jackson is not the biological father of his kids? http://tinyurl.com/kqwpat
  8. Oh great. Now Billy Mays is dead too. I'm going to miss Mighty Putty.
  9. Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - http://helpiranelection.com/
  10. Iran's leaders are now calling for the execution of dissenters! And they are doing it! Not cool radical religionists!
  11. I have determined that conversations about Michael Jackson are as polarizing as conversations about abortion.
  12. @lindsaystidham and by "mixed," do you mean "very bad?"
  13. Time for a THRILLER themed funeral!
  14. Bye Mike. The children will miss you.
  15. Bye Farrah. Thanks for being so hot.
  16. THe movie I edited for Cindy Chupack is kicking ass and taking names at film festivals! http://www.whosedog.com/
  17. This morning, was in an email recipient list with Michael Mann and Wim Wenders.
  18. @elyurio Regarding MEGA SHARK VS. ... Was this actually watchable (never mind entertaining)?
  19. I am surrounded by an idiot!
  20. This date is going great!