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  1. My wife logs in as me, harvests my crops, and sends herself gifts from my account
  2. I have a farm on Facebook that Ive never been to
  3. paying at drive-through window. The guy leans out, points to the next window where I get my food - like its a brand new thing...
  4. @sstef nope. Texas, where we can do it better ourselves than government ever could.
  5. Government run anything doesnt make money
  6. But if healthcare gets socialized, the docs wont make you wait so they make more money
  7. Chris on facebook said it only looks bad now. Wait til its socialized
  8. @harpsichord that is hilarious
  9. 10 appt - I showed up at 9:56 with paperwork filled out. Its now 11:02 and I havent seen the doc yet
  10. They do this so that the patients cant join forces in the main waiting room. Its divide and conquer by the docs
  11. Now I am waiting for the doctor in the individual room
  12. Nope, they stack the patients deep and run us through like a herd of cattle
  13. Do they really get backed up by 10 people since 9 this morning???
  14. Why do doctors offices say 10:00 appt, but make me wait for so long?
  15. New blog post: How to Mess with Stupid Customer Service People http://bit.ly/qykCF
  16. The worst part is that I am now out of coffee
  17. Very confusing
  18. The trainer is jumping around - no logical progression from step to step
  19. 40 people in a room transfering phone calls to each other with brand new phone systems - hilarious
  20. It's a mandatory training, but I work mobile so I don't even have an office phone