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My wife logs in as me, harvests my crops, and sends herself gifts from my account2:13 PM Jul 10th from Identica
I have a farm on Facebook that Ive never been to2:13 PM Jul 10th from Identica
paying at drive-through window. The guy leans out, points to the next window where I get my food - like its a brand new thing...2:01 PM Jul 8th from Identica
@sstef nope. Texas, where we can do it better ourselves than government ever could.11:00 AM Jul 1st from Identica
Government run anything doesnt make money9:20 AM Jul 1st from Identica
But if healthcare gets socialized, the docs wont make you wait so they make more money9:19 AM Jul 1st from Identica
Chris on facebook said it only looks bad now. Wait til its socialized9:19 AM Jul 1st from Identica
@harpsichord that is hilarious9:18 AM Jul 1st from Identica
10 appt - I showed up at 9:56 with paperwork filled out. Its now 11:02 and I havent seen the doc yet9:04 AM Jul 1st from Identica
They do this so that the patients cant join forces in the main waiting room. Its divide and conquer by the docs9:03 AM Jul 1st from Identica
Now I am waiting for the doctor in the individual room9:00 AM Jul 1st from Identica
Nope, they stack the patients deep and run us through like a herd of cattle8:22 AM Jul 1st from Identica
Do they really get backed up by 10 people since 9 this morning???8:15 AM Jul 1st from Identica
Why do doctors offices say 10:00 appt, but make me wait for so long?8:13 AM Jul 1st from Identica
New blog post: How to Mess with Stupid Customer Service People http://bit.ly/qykCF6:57 AM Jun 25th from Twitter Tools
The worst part is that I am now out of coffee7:56 AM Jun 24th from Identica
Very confusing7:54 AM Jun 24th from Identica
The trainer is jumping around - no logical progression from step to step7:54 AM Jun 24th from Identica
40 people in a room transfering phone calls to each other with brand new phone systems - hilarious7:52 AM Jun 24th from Identica
It's a mandatory training, but I work mobile so I don't even have an office phone7:42 AM Jun 24th from Identica