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  1. @liamager you up for some MW2 then?
  2. i don't know how you did it, call centre woman, but you did and for that i am in love with you quite a bit.
  3. @liamager YEAH BOI!!
  4. I'M BACK ON XBOX LIVE MOTHER BITCHES!!
  5. i made an american woman in a call centre chuckle by saying "fabulous". highlight of my day.
  6. CALL CENTRE GIGGLE LOOP! CALL CENTRE GIGGLE LOOP!
  7. there's no other option, i'm going to have to ring.......a call centre *dum dum DUUUUUUUUM!!*
  8. oh Microsoft, you really know how design a terrible customer service user interface.
  9. i went out and got an Xbox Live code but it doesn't fucking work because of my card problems. GARGH!!! mother fuck.
  10. i am a silly arse, i can buy a card online (although if that fucks up the returns policy is tricky)
  11. seems i'm going to have to leave the house to update my Live account because my card is fucking on my xBox.
  12. Arkham Asylum completed on hard. that's the full 1000G folks. fantastic game, even on hard. it was tough but do-able.
  13. ah 90s, the decade of talking animal movies.
  14. morning. my eyes are doing that thing where they can decided on a fixed focal point, so there's patches of bluryness.
  15. Ocarina of Time music re-recorded with an orchestra http://www.zreomusic.com it's fabulous :D get it while it's hot.
  16. probably scrubbed out half a tub if utterly Butterly in that bath. nice and squeaky clean now.
  17. by washing my hair i'll leave all sorts of organisms homeless, can anybody offer them a good home?
  18. @KrystalSim i predict a huge explosion that will take them all out at once.
  19. ooooo Sarah, you naughty girl. sitting on your bed in your red nighty texting. PHWAR! (it's a dial-a-wank ad in the UK)
  20. @pup218 good Sandie was fitter (note: i have never seen Grease and have no intention of doing so)