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  1. I didn't know a cat could projectile vomit like that.
  2. @mikula Hey, I didn't know you moved to Portland. How do you like it?
  3. I am unable to check my high expectations for the new Ricky Gervais movie: http://bit.ly/5A9H1
  4. http://bit.ly/5A9H1
  5. Watching the star-studded Karl Malden memorial live on C-SPAN.
  6. Listening to this Palin presser just permanently reduced my IQ by about 30. http://bit.ly/JWex0
  7. Palin's quitting her job? In this economy? Good luck collecting unemployment.
  8. In the last 10 minutes, we've gone from sun to sideways rain. I guess the fundamentalists are right. God hates NYC.
  9. We've shut down Herald Square for a little Christmas in June. http://twitpic.com/8tuha
  10. Gearing up for an all-night shoot by picking up one of those Clockwork Orange eyelid stretchers.
  11. @darrellwhitelaw Ha! I'll try not to disappoint.
  12. Joe Jackson goes to the BET awards, says he's "fine", plugs his new label & destroys everyone's faith in humanity: http://bit.ly/mgEOu
  13. I wonder if Billy Mays has a really cool invention that will bring him back to life?
  14. This video is a pretty accurate representation of how this past week went. (Playing me in this scene is Laura Dern.) http://bit.ly/HiAUb
  15. @cpedraza I still don't know if she was right. She really threw me off my game.
  16. @flyingpoint Before long, I think we're all going to work for her.
  17. @augustbenassi she also told Barry sonnenfeld not to rush because haste makes waste.
  18. An eight year old actress just questioned the logic of our script.
  19. Celine Dion on Larry King discussing Michael Jackson is just making this whole situation more of a circus.
  20. It's kinda funny that PerezHilton and OK Magazine are talking about our commercial and we're still on the set.