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  1. @vikkiprattles Gold Coast Vs Vucktree and you have a deal
  2. @vikkiprattles GOOD. You can buy me a beer!
  3. @vikkiprattles Coming to game this w/e?
  4. RT @tawtof: You can tell the new Yaris Ad was filmed in Adelaide by the way the father talks about "pounding" his daughter.
  5. @heidimets I acidentally a whole coke bottle. Is this bad?
  6. @heidimets HOW DO I SHOT WEB??
  7. I just got caught in the middle of an epic yawn. Was satisfying.
  8. "Martinis are like woman's breasts, 1 is 2 little 3 is too many" (via @happybirdy) the more the merrier, I say.
  9. @filogrrl Ork, or Mork? Nano nano
  10. @christoy Lies. You TOTALLY want the ladies to get the wrong idea.
  11. @oliviamunn phwoarr, I just saw your arteries spurt in Insanitarium. Late night Aussie cable FTW!
  12. Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
  13. @PlanetXbox360 Mass Effect, Mass Effect, Mass Effect, Mass Effect, and Mass Effect.
  14. I get a little closer to walking every day.
  15. @savebabygorilla He should be - he's stolen enough material from them over the years :) #howardstern
  16. Today my tie matches my shirt. Could be a first.
  17. RT @fakebenbuckley: The perils of the professional footballer - http://bit.ly/LptZh
  18. I cannot believe the disrespect shown to Archie Thompson with the selection of Alex Brosque for the Oman game #socceroos
  19. @vikkiprattles Sounds like a clot.
  20. Pregnant women are smug. Everybody knows it, nobody says it, because they're pregnant.