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  1. @shafferj From what I've read, yes, bad idea. Also: highly risky choice for production use, no?
  2. #crowdsourcefail http://twitpic.com/a1g28
  3. It's been so long it took me until now to realize that self-checkout aisles were invented for people buying condoms.
  4. I look forward to the first time I play a networked multiplayer iPhone 3GS game with the person in the stall beside me.
  5. Attack of the killer social media zombies: http://twitpic.com/9ug7a #BlogsThatMakeYouWantToStabYourEyeballsOut
  6. I will pee myself if Sens. Ensign and Coburn both go down.
  7. @saadiq I'm crying and laughing but mostly crying.
  8. OMG, hot/tipsy neighbor heard loud music and came knocking, wondering if there was a party in my apartment. THANK YOU FOR THIS LADY GAGA.
  9. Hmm, my apartment's roof deck is also on the tenth floor. I guess my earlier question stands.
  10. Oh, ha, nevermind: I forgot the windows are hermetically sealed.
  11. I wonder if jumping from the tenth floor would get the job done.
  12. The internet wants me to fail: nytimes.com and nytimes.com/pages/index.html are identical. I'd give a limb for some referential integrity.
  13. Shit, sorry @far33d, I just used the arrow keys by accident in vi.
  14. Sometimes the internet just makes it all too easy: http://bit.ly/IJeAx
  15. @millsbaker Also, if you were me, contemplating a trim, would you go: a.) handlebar, b.) Hulk Hogan, c.) Nietzsche, or d.) Zappa?
  16. @millsbaker (2) Thanks. It keeps all those throngs of women at arm's length, which really helps with my celibacy quest.
  17. "Distinguish yourself with a distinguishing career." http://twitpic.com/9ojlg
  18. immerss $ find * -type f -exec cat {} \;|wc -l 6566
  19. @jennabrom Alternatively: http://twitpic.com/9m6th
  20. #fruitdelalune