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  1. Thank you all and please, for the love of God, spread the word of what you have read here today.7:08 AM Jul 11th from web
  2. When 100 sweaty people beat you to death with your own novelty items which are, unfortunately, festooned around your waist.7:07 AM Jul 11th from web
  3. General Mouth-Breathers: And when you walk right past that line right to the front, don't be so stupid as to look offended...7:04 AM Jul 11th from web
  4. General Mouth-Breathers: We aren't standing in this line of 60 people deep because it is teh awesomez.7:04 AM Jul 11th from web
  5. Parents: If they *do* need a stroller because they are too exhausted to walk, you should have left the park an hour ago!7:03 AM Jul 11th from web
  6. Parents: If your kid isn't disabled and is over the age of five, they do not need a stroller.7:01 AM Jul 11th from web
  7. Parents: If you need a scooter the size of a Mini Cooper, your lazy a&% kid needs to be walking.6:59 AM Jul 11th from web
  8. Europeans: When you look at the tag in your shirts does the size simply say "shirt"?6:58 AM Jul 11th from web
  9. Europeans: Americans may be fat but at least we have the decency to wear big shirts.6:58 AM Jul 11th from web
  10. Europeans: Shirts come in sizes larger than medium, I *swear* to God they do.6:57 AM Jul 11th from web
  11. While at Disneyworld, I have come to know many deep secrets and I must help the world by correcting some of these evils...6:57 AM Jul 11th from web
  12. I don't generally do any twittering but now I must for there are things the world must know...6:56 AM Jul 11th from web
  13. Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - http://helpiranelection.com/9:13 AM Jun 19th from Support #IranElection
  14. The End3:39 PM Apr 7th from web
  15. And the friend is Megan Fox. And she's wearing a thong bikini.3:38 PM Apr 7th from web
  16. That's like being on a date with Scarlett Johansson and she says "Oh I have to leave early but my friend is going to fill in for me!"3:38 PM Apr 7th from web
  17. And announces you are about to see the new JJ Abrams Trek in its entirety instead...3:35 PM Apr 7th from web
  18. The film "melts" 10 minutes in and while they are "fixing" it Leonard Nimoy steps onstage...3:34 PM Apr 7th from web
  19. Holy Crap! Imagine going to the Alamo Drafthouse to watch Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan...3:33 PM Apr 7th from web
  20. So you can come, too.7:11 AM Feb 3rd from web
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