Profile_bird

Hey there! mattjpearson is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving mattjpearson's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

mattjpearson

  1. Updating my mac's dashboard widgets at 3am London time. Love jet lag.
  2. Aaah, Sunday dawns with the noise of hungover bums bellowing melodiously in the morning sunshine.
  3. RT @riotplan Our Service | RiotPlan http://bit.ly/34yPQd
  4. Early Sunday morning in Sydney. wanting to write some code but wrists hurting from putting furniture together all Saturday... #wimp
  5. @JennaIsWriting hate hate hate - seriously - does EVERYONE have insane service policies that seem to be designed to infuriate?
  6. @ealvarezgibson You're right-now it all makes sense! I'm making a list of corps with crap service to take down - new life's work: vengeance
  7. "It's impossible to deliver this sofa on Saturday?" "You could use your own truck" "My truck? - Why do you think I'm trying to hire you?"
  8. @pancyfants not from where I'm sitting - just getting thicker! #duststorm #sydney
  9. @PrestoVivace Will do Alice - maybe put off getting anything done until afternoon...
  10. RT: arfa09http://twitpic.com/iqqyb - Woke up at 6am. Saw the sky all red.. like in this photo wow!
  11. @arfa09 BoM can go straight to hell - which looks like it might happen in about 15 minutes #Sydney
  12. RT: @niick Dust storm causes road closures in Sydney. Result: 0 road incidents reported this morning; well below average. #brightside
  13. @Dianne_ I'm sorry for everything Dianne! #Sydney #duststorm
  14. Tweets from overseas seem pretty frivolous compared with Sydney's mini - apocalypse... sirens getting louder... #duststorm
  15. @mattpearson - funny - woke up, shocked, turned to google, no help - tweeted and found all the answers!
  16. Woke up thinking: "red sky in the morning - shepherds warning" Who cares about the damn shepherds - save me and my new mac! #Sydney
  17. Okay Sydney-siders - the password is 'Dust Storm' - anything else and I know you're already a zombie.
  18. Getting hard to breathe now - shouldn't have left window open all night - little did I know ... #OrangeMist #ApocalypseSydney
  19. @tomkelshaw We should team up and get picked off one by one like in any other horror flick #OrangeMist #ApocalypseSydney
  20. @janiejedwards Fear not - looks like end of world - sounds like it too, but they say just dust in air. #OrangeMist #ApocalypseSydney