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  1. @JasmineMcAtee father Christmas!!!! 4:03 PM Dec 21st from Echofon in reply to JasmineMcAtee
  2. @JasmineMcAtee it's not very funny, esp after 14 hours waiting to take off and get to NYC! Damn snow and ice 3:49 PM Dec 21st from Echofon in reply to JasmineMcAtee
  3. Atleast I think it's sandler. Always get him mixed up with someone else?! 3:41 PM Dec 21st from Echofon
  4. Still on a plane. Half way through a kinda shit Adam sandler film about him being an ill standup comedian. What's it called?!? 3:40 PM Dec 21st from Echofon
  5. Still waiting for plane to be deiced ;( free jd tho!!! http://twitpic.com/ujypn 2:08 PM Dec 21st from Echofon
  6. @PastaPaul wear a union jack dress?! 5:02 AM Dec 21st from Echofon in reply to PastaPaul
  7. Scary http://twitpic.com/uhn5y 4:25 AM Dec 21st from Echofon
  8. Flight well and truly cancelled 1:48 AM Dec 21st from Echofon
  9. Can I have my pds please tour manager? http://twitpic.com/uh2rl 11:59 PM Dec 20th from Echofon
  10. early start for NYC! 10:16 PM Dec 20th from Tweetie
  11. Erm... Trainspotting, star wars, loads more!!! RT @music_provoc: Its a Wonderful Life and Evil Dead #famousfilmsnotseen 2:14 AM Dec 20th from Echofon
  12. @ClareGoodchild why, have they seen the state of my tonsils as well?! :( 8:35 AM Dec 19th from Tweetie in reply to ClareGoodchild
  13. i cant swallow 8:22 AM Dec 19th from Tweetie
  14. There's a queue in a place that wraps your Xmas presents for £1 each. Are people retards?! 4:33 AM Dec 19th from Echofon
  15. RT @kilimark: RT @RATM4Xmas: RAGE ANNOUNCE THEY WILL PLAY MASSIVE FREE VICTORY GIG IN UK IF "KILLING IN THE NAME" IS NUMBER ONE XMAS SINGLE! 2:53 AM Dec 19th from Echofon
  16. @antantantantant best to do this on email, think she might see our tweets!!! she likes perfume?! (joke) 8:02 AM Dec 18th from Tweetie in reply to antantantantant
  17. @music_provoc it was a joke!! check a recent tweet from @claregoodchild! 7:30 AM Dec 18th from Tweetie in reply to music_provoc
  18. anyone want any expensive perfume. its an unwanted christmas present! 7:24 AM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  19. @ClareGoodchild shit. i better find that receipt... 7:17 AM Dec 18th from Tweetie in reply to ClareGoodchild
  20. @music_provoc never seen it, might have to now. 7:16 AM Dec 18th from Tweetie in reply to music_provoc