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  1. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
  2. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.
  3. “None pities him that is in the snare, who warned before, would not beware”
  4. You will catch more flies with honey than you will with vinegar!
  5. Then Heads to Jimmer's to get me scripts, ya knows what that means 1200 rits!!
  6. stopped at the shop for a loaf of bread, spent all our money on nevada's instead.......... cheeries!
  7. case of beer, pack of darts, and the rest in baloney
  8. It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt
  9. Most people spend more time and energy going around problems than in trying to solve them - Henry Ford
  10. Mattie's Law - Anything that can go wrong will go wrong
  11. There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle The other is as though everything is a miracle.
  12. it's true we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
  13. Slip inside the eye of your mind; don't you know you might find, a better place to play!
  14. I don't think that i know Everything! But i know Google, and Google knows everything!
  15. The real voyage of discovery consists of not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes
  16. Never trust anybody but yourself; That way you can only let yourself down!
  17. What do you call the day after two days of rain in newfoundland?................Monday!
  18. The Shortest Answers Leave the Biggest Impact
  19. Don't count your chickens before they hatch!
  20. I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early