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  1. Memo to kiosk vendors: the NY "no thank you" really means "back out of my space before I snap your arm like a biscotti". #FYI 11:16 AM Nov 29th from Tweetie
  2. It's official - three hours of shopping have broken me. If Christmas music had an embodiment, I would shoot it in the face. #fb 10:23 AM Nov 29th from Tweetie
  3. Calendar of Baseball Saints: November 29 - Feast Day of St. Mo (AL East) 10:15 AM Nov 29th from Tweetie
  4. It's in the mid-50's and people here are bundled up heavier than I am in the middle of a February nor'easter. #wtfflorida #fb 6:56 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie
  5. @StaceGots - not to mention the autistic 9-year-old who keeps throwing screaming tantrums because we won't put his shows on the TV. 1:08 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie in reply to StaceGots
  6. @StaceGots - my wife's cousins. Jerks. 12:54 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie in reply to StaceGots
  7. I'm getting made fun of because Stafford sucks and I'm from Michigan, WTF. #lions #suck 12:40 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  8. @kattni : should switch to the Tigers, at least they finish over .500 lately. 9:07 AM Nov 26th from Tweetie in reply to kattni
  9. I cannot believe how terrible the Browns are. Truly the Mets of football. #fb 8:17 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  10. @StoneTable: so, so much awesome. Drawing of the Dark, Anubis Gates, Stress of Her Regard... Declare is amazing though. 8:23 PM Nov 11th from Tweetie in reply to StoneTable
  11. @StoneTable: read ANYTHING by Tim Powers. Have you read Declare? Holy shit. 8:02 PM Nov 11th from Tweetie in reply to StoneTable
  12. @StaceGots: THAT. 8:07 PM Oct 31st from Gwibber in reply to StaceGots
  13. @StaceGots: I don't even think it's rain, I think they overpressured the holding tanks for Pedro's Soul-Glo. 4:27 PM Oct 31st from Gwibber in reply to StaceGots
  14. @rlhood: stake anyone who comes in, claim you were just being safe. 4:22 PM Oct 31st from Gwibber in reply to rlhood
  15. @rlhood you're getting subliminal advertising for Hulk Hogan's new direct-to-DVD movie, "Flexes With Wolves" 8:12 AM Oct 30th from web in reply to rlhood
  16. @JPosnanski: disliking Yogi would be like hating sunsets, fresh bread and puppies. Puppies with 10 rings. 4:03 PM Oct 28th from Gwibber in reply to JPosnanski
  17. Crumble in the Bronx #oneletteroffmovies #concrete #newyankeestadium 11:59 AM Oct 24th from Gwibber
  18. Anne of a Thousand Gays #oneletteroffmovies 11:27 AM Oct 24th from Gwibber
  19. Training Gay #oneletteroffmovies 11:24 AM Oct 24th from Gwibber
  20. Dinner at Jaipore. Garlic naan om nom nom nom. http://bit.ly/34Ms63 4:06 PM Oct 17th from Tweetie