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matthewtole

  1. Not only have I given up lying, I've had a bit to drink. I'm feeling super truthful. :-) about 7 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  2. @RoxanneBM Please tell me you did not buy that? about 7 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to RoxanneBM
  3. Using Google Latitude to work out when @cnorthwood left for the pub so I don't get there before him? Stalking FTW! about 11 hours ago via web
  4. Dear Dating Site, you are a dating site, why do you have stricter password rules than my work email account? Sincerely, Matthew. 12:01 PM Feb 21st via web
  5. I don't think my package is coming today. Lying fuckers. #sadface 9:56 AM Feb 21st via web
  6. Tim's brilliant idea of the day: Put a piece of paper sprayed with pure alcohol through the print to clean it. 8:20 AM Feb 21st via web
  7. @alexmuller youtube.com/watch?v=2YtoZH… 7:02 AM Feb 21st via web in reply to alexmuller
  8. @Sleese111 OK, just for you, I'll be a total dick until Easter, unless I enjoy myself, in which case I'll just be a dick forever. :) 2:29 AM Feb 21st via web in reply to Sleese111
  9. @Sleese111 Maybe I just won't answer tomorrow. The best way to avoid lying is to remain silent... :D 12:44 AM Feb 21st via Twitter for Android in reply to Sleese111
  10. Out the house before 8? Who am I and what have I done with the real Matthew? #scaredandconfused 11:51 PM Feb 20th via Twitter for Android
  11. Ah the drunk @RoxanneBM. One of my favourite variations on the normal Roxanne. 3:10 PM Feb 20th via web
  12. Considering giving up lying for Lent. Thoughts? #possiblyserious 12:38 PM Feb 20th via Twitter for Android
  13. It bothers me how much I am amused by Spotify using my friends boobs as her profile picture. #imaterribleperson 2:04 PM Feb 19th via web
  14. Suddenly got an influx of Twitter followers who all seem to be impossibly attractive women. Must be all this geek talk... 8:43 AM Feb 19th via web
  15. To the Git people, thanks for links/advice, v. helpful. Question: what tense should my commit messages be in? 7:55 AM Feb 19th via web
  16. You'd better be kidding Dropbox, or I swear to god I'll post more irritated tweets. twitter.com/matthewtole/st… 5:41 AM Feb 19th via web
  17. @pearfalse That guide was awesome, thanks. Finally think I understand the whole pull, push, merge, clone, tag etc malarkey! 12:47 PM Feb 18th via web in reply to pearfalse
  18. @alexmuller Is there perhaps a version of that video that's not 53 minutes long? #lazygeek 12:07 PM Feb 18th via web in reply to alexmuller
  19. @deains There is a TortoiseGit now, but it just seemed to make things more confusing. 11:44 AM Feb 18th via web in reply to deains
  20. Am I the only programmer in the world who just doesn't understand Git? #sadandconfused 11:33 AM Feb 18th via web