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Looks like I'm staying in town until tomorrow evening. I'm going to eat a bunch of shitty food, get a little drunk, and watch Always Sunny.9:06 AM Dec 24thfrom web
I seriously can't believe it is Christmas Eve. Time really seems to slip by when you do virtually the same thing every day.8:37 AM Dec 24thfrom web
@SarahPalinUSA Thank god you're not in charge of anything important. Also, you type like a thirteen year old girl.11:39 AM Dec 23rdfrom web
My girlfriend is asleep. When she reads this she's going to be really upset that I decided to play more video games rather than join her.12:56 AM Dec 23rdfrom web
I am definitely going rollerskating this week.1:05 PM Dec 14thfrom web
Dear mouthbreather watching wrestling next to me at full volume through headphones, you are definitely going places.11:01 AM Dec 14thfrom mobile web
Dear mouthbreather watching wrestling next to me at full volume through headphones, you are a winner and will do great things one day.11:00 AM Dec 14thfrom mobile web
Two exams tomorrow and then this semester is over. Studying is the last thing I feel like doing right now.9:51 PM Dec 13thfrom web