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Lazy day.about 6 hours ago from txt
There are some nights when I fight my Buddha and nam-myoho-renge-kyo doesn't cut it for me.about 17 hours ago from txt
Cat will drink out of the tub, sink, or your own glass of water. As long as its not her actual bowl she's set.about 17 hours ago from txt
They're playing "Proud to be an American" and I officially want to kick someone.about 19 hours ago from txt
Confused.about 20 hours ago from txt
I'm gonna celebrate the holiday by setting off some fireworks...IN MY PANTS.about 23 hours ago from txt
@fousheezy - DC doesn't count as the north!9:58 AM Jul 4th from txt
Uber-intense displays of patriotism make me uncomfortable. I choose to be a citizen of the world.7:20 AM Jul 4th from txt
Made my coffee and left it at home again. Am now cranky.5:51 AM Jul 4th from txt
Loooong walk. Sleepy now. Its not loserly to go to bed at 930 on a Friday night, right?6:25 PM Jul 3rd from txt
Hello world. We're bored. What's going on tonight?4:10 PM Jul 3rd from txt
Bought tickets to She & Him with money I didn't really have, but oh well. I'll do anything to see Zoe and Matt!12:27 PM Jul 3rd from txt
@jonerthon - have fun!11:37 AM Jul 3rd from txt
She & Him coming to Cats Cradle!!!!11:00 AM Jul 3rd from txt
You know its a good workday when your boss sends you on errand to pick up a dozen cupcakes.10:07 AM Jul 3rd from txt
Surprise raises make the day brighter!6:40 AM Jul 3rd from txt
Dinner now - veggie lasagna with goat cheese and blueberry shortcake for dessert.7:23 PM Jul 2nd from txt
Snacks @sixplates earlier - Corn hash & goat cheese flatbread and rabbit & foie gras ravioli.7:23 PM Jul 2nd from txt
@onlyburger - I'm getting your Tweets, if that's any help!7:11 PM Jul 2nd from txt
@cosito - our neck of the woods?6:46 PM Jul 2nd from txt