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  1. @chelseafish then again, I should explained the concept better as it would have saved us the bother.
  2. @chelseafish my friend @chrisgolds was desperate to try Nandos so I took him there. I don't know what he was expecting. He hated it.
  3. I'm sorry but I could NEVER bring myself to hand over a coupon at a restaurant. I would rather eat my own sick.
  4. @MatthewJohnKirk not watching the #fword final?!
  5. I don't think I've heard GR say "fuck" once tonight? Maybe they need to change the name of the show? #fword
  6. Bloody hell, is that tarte tatin one portion?! Its massive! #fword
  7. Yeah, tarte tatin is always a safe bet. #fword
  8. To be fair, I do think serving up heart to a room full of un-knowing diners is a bit foolish. #fword
  9. That new Halifax advert is just about the worst thing I have ever seen.
  10. Have finished reading @alaindebotton's heathrow diary. Am now encouraged to have him follow me for a week and write a book.
  11. @chrisgolds indeed I was. It was the only way to get home!
  12. My view until the engine warms up! http://twitpic.com/x2jwk
  13. Its sweet to describe the snow as a "winter wonderland" however the more realistic description is "icy sheets of death"
  14. One of the busiest roads in the area, normally! http://twitpic.com/x13o7
  15. Only seen one car attempt to leave our road so far...
  16. If I opened the cupboard to find Moira Stewart in there I would freak out and spear her in the heart with a broom.
  17. @youngunben ok, I obviously haven't listened to them enough.
  18. Florence + the machine are either utterly brilliant or desperately shit. I can't decide.
  19. There's Chilli cooking as we speak, bottle of pinot-noir open and the gratifying knowledge that I'm working from home tomorrow!
  20. @chrisgolds I do wish you wouldn't put me under this pressure Christopher. @ajmy