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  1. New name for my blog. The old name, matthewdicks.com, is now the location of my author's website. New design by wife. http://bit.ly/7pz7z2
  2. It's probably wrong, but I judge my fellow gym rats by the television they watch while exercising. And it ain't good. http://bit.ly/8j2yDY
  3. RT @ActuallyNPH: Washington DC approves marriage equality in an 11-2 vote. Heading to Congress. It's a good day. http://TwitPWR.com/zKa
  4. I take it all back. I retract my previous statement. I lacked vision. I was weak. Forgive me , Robert Kearns, for ever doubting you.
  5. Bought me some handerpants tonight. Thanks to @KatherineBOG! http://bit.ly/7NMebD
  6. I'm watching Flash of Genius and it's killing me. KILLING ME. I want to reach through the TV and strangle this man. http://bit.ly/X0lzU
  7. RT @jenniferweiner: I want to go to Boston & listen to people order tickets for Avatar. Who's w/ me? NOT NICE. My students already tease me.
  8. According to the tabloid covers, there are women named Kardashians who are famous for some reason. I don't know why & am so pleased I don't.
  9. Castrating your wife's cousin is just fine. But deny the existence of God and you can't be trusted. http://bit.ly/93lcJY
  10. A "sumptuous" six-volume anthology, autographed, and complete with silk pajamas. A perfect holiday gift! http://bit.ly/78jmi4
  11. Bookseller Joe Drabyak says SOMETHING MISSING is "is the type of book I could easily recommend to anyone." http://bit.ly/6Hecy3
  12. What a surprise. Lunatic-freak "Aunt Annie" is singing her order to the waitress. I don't even want her looking at Clara now.
  13. No, crazy lady. You can look at our daughter & even say hi, but there is no way in hell that she will "come to Aunt Annie!" Lunatic-freak.
  14. Up in the Air, Avatar, Pirate Radio & The Blind Side. Movies that Elysha and I want to see. Vacation soon but Clara might not cooperate.
  15. New Ritz Crackerfuls have "all natural flavors and other natural flavors." What the hell does that mean?
  16. @Weegee Yes. I plan on it, sans pomp and circumstance or otherwise. Already have the magazines picked out!
  17. @Weegee No #magazineday? I was already planning on taking the day!
  18. Musings on pen names and my own, somewhat difficult name. http://bit.ly/5lBZUf
  19. iPhone auto-correct: Wanted to type "Clara screaming." iPhone suggested "Clara scramjet." How does "scramjet" make the dictionary?
  20. The problem with self checkout lines is the bell curve. Specifically the left-hand side of the curve. Too many stupid people.