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  1. My narcissism Is going to look good with these shoes I'm wearing to work tomorrow!
  2. @dg0 Cinnamon rolls and pastries and OJ and coffee. And a woman playing the harp!
  3. There's free breakfast thanks to the buidling I work in!
  4. All I want for Christmas is for my car door to work.
  5. @dg0 Are we having weiner for dinner again?
  6. @LoveitKahlo13 i guess "belated" doesn't apply after a certain point. pretty soon it's "happy early birthday!"
  7. happy birthday, baby! i love you.
  8. After a four-day weekend, I'm having a very sleepy Monday!
  9. Merry Friday the 13th, and to all a good night!
  10. I'm going into the office for a few hours on a Saturday morning... By choice!
  11. @rzola7 I've been 21 for three months and I've yet to go to a bar!
  12. @vitaisme Some overtime to make up for all that time when you're "sick."
  13. My car battery is dead.
  14. @LoveitKahlo13 Mmm, vagsicle!
  15. Apparently, Twitter is tweeting for me. I didn't post that! But now that you mention it, can I get one of those codes?
  16. @LoveitKahlo13 I wish you were Hannah Montana.
  17. I hate Mondays. It means that I have four more days of work until the weekend!
  18. I need an extreme ambush make over.
  19. Why does my head alway hurt when I sleep in too much?
  20. I don't know about you, but I'm ready for the long weekend.