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  1. Not a real apology: When a car rental company makes you wait 30 minutes, apologizes for the wait, then says you'll be driving a PT Cruiser.
  2. Guaranteed #FAIL: (third-world citizen) + (motorcycle or bicycle) + (oversize/unexpected object). Example: http://bit.ly/1YyScZ
  3. I have an idea. Google can give me FREE inkjet refills and in return I'll promise to print out some of their ads.
  4. Android's navigation app looks amazing. Incidentally, who stuck the "sue me" sign on Google back? Lessons learned from Microsoft: zero.
  5. Cool. One tweet and my bluray got a shipping label back to @samsungservice; no calls to Hyderabad!
  6. Was E-mail 101 not part of your $100 Executive MBA night classes? The case study on off-topic RE and CC wasting other people's time? Right.
  7. My bluray player's system freeze has returned only a couple months after servicing. Let's hope the @samsungservice solution costs me $0.
  8. Twitter should ask "What did you do?" because I rarely update it while the activity is ongoing. Ergo, enjoyed the weather on a nice walk.
  9. Had the two oak trees in my front yard trimmed. Ants will have to find another way into my home. Bonus: less leaf bagging, more free time.
  10. Florida weather usually means heat in excess of 90°F and/or 80% humidity. Days like this when it's nice enough to open a window? Priceless.
  11. @mwallick Awesome.
  12. BREAKING DRAMA: TV news and Twitter community mesmerized, later duped, by shiny object floating in the sky.
  13. Damn, laptops are cheap nowadays. $500 can get you a decently equipped model. I just wish SSDs would drop in price a bit faster.
  14. I'm running eval copies of Corel Draw X4 and Adobe Illustrator CS4. Very good software but price parity would make the decision easier.
  15. The Dreamhost t-shirt design winner gets free hosting for life. The contest: http://bit.ly/10oiYN ...and my entry: http://bit.ly/IDYtX
  16. Lingo and Vonage are both HALF the price of my current VoIP plan. Hey @8x8Inc, welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. #simpsonsref
  17. Went to see 'The Invention of Lying'. Though heavy on dialogue, it's a good movie. Message is deeper but similar to that of 'Shallow Hal'.
  18. Christopher Columbus is the one who discovered GREAT values and SUPER low prices in the New World. It's a good thing his memory lives on...
  19. You see, @danelope, Comcast canceled your account FOR FREE. Although your review is negative, you should still disclose. FTC sends its love.
  20. @mongioi Parking expensive? Tickets expensive? Fine. I still find Disney's definition of an adult (10 years old) wrong and nearly unethical.