matthewbasile
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wants a Red Rider BB gun for Christmas- and no, I won't shoot my eye out.
7:58 PM Dec 18th
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28 bucks for a crunchy pancake.
9:28 PM Dec 13th
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- from kermit and miss piggy, and for foodies everywhere.
12:03 PM Dec 9th
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Mr. DVD quality- 96%
9:25 PM Dec 2nd
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I've gone from being an espresso fanatic to a peppermint tea lovin' freak.
7:02 AM Dec 1st
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(sing) We're Marley and Marley.mmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
6:38 PM Nov 24th
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@ ok jeez you dictionary cop.
And foodie is spelled with two D's
4:37 PM Nov 11th
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Possible New York trip with the lady of my life.... Flay's restaurant or Batalli's is becomming the biggest obstacle to figure out.
10:42 AM Nov 10th
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XBOX started following me after I made fun of the red ring of death; who's next?
Screw saving the earth, Toyota's made me lose my job. ha!
6:09 AM Nov 6th
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Fuckin' red ring of death; Sounds like my XBOX has an std or a serious case of the runs.
11:17 AM Nov 4th
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"i" before "e" except after "c". damn jingle, where were you one tweet ago.
7:21 PM Nov 1st
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I recieved a breakfast sandwich with no egg or cheese. $2.49 for a crumpet and 2 slices of fake bacon. You're dead to me Tim Horton's.
7:20 PM Nov 1st
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@ the hooker hid your bag in her hooker cooch.
when in Calgary try the deep-fried coke.
7:27 PM Oct 28th
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in reply to MartyMartino
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@ what about tiger balm, that shit is fiery zen
3:13 PM Oct 28th
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If I were mayor, my first order of business would be to have advanced green lights going BOTH WAYS at all major intersections. Just me?
3:12 PM Oct 28th
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I caught myself yelling this commercial in an elevator.
go forth indeed
8:44 PM Oct 27th
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After seeing Metallica live, I can honestly say that moshpits are only fun if you're the guy chirping from the section above. (me)
8:43 PM Oct 27th
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Is it weird that I really like this Scientolgy commercial?
8:35 PM Oct 25th
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pretty, pretty good.
10:37 PM Oct 18th
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@ what the hell would you get from ikea besides the $1 breakfast?
6:47 PM Oct 18th
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in reply to DOWNWITHWEBSTER
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- Name Matthew Basile
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