matthewbaldwin
- Mimi Smartypants has a new domain: http://mimismartypants.com1:29 PM Jul 3rd from web
- Attn. anyone who ever faces Sarah in a future election: "Bailin' Palin". You can have that one for free.1:11 PM Jul 3rd from web
- There is an empty Coke can in front of me, but I have no recollection of drinking it. This may be the root cause of my recent enfattening.1:33 PM Jul 2nd from web
- @Sundry "It ain't easy bein' whiiite." "It's ain't easy bein' a lion ..."1:32 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to Sundry
- @johnmoe More like, "July 1, 2009: Guy who had the foresight to snag http://twitter.com/microsoft receives $27M," don'tcha think?12:36 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to johnmoe
- I have an extremely painful pimple right between my eyebrows.
Man, I can't even REMEMBER how I used to announce this stuff before Twitter.11:29 PM Jun 30th from web
- Firefox 3.5 released 06/09. By 10/09 millions of men are unable to achieve erection without first hitting Ctrl-Shift-P.8:02 PM Jun 30th from web
- @Therum Since reading the Rolling Stone article on DFW I've wondered why that name sounded familiar. That is totally it.1:31 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to Therum
- two roads diverged in a wood and I took the one less traveled and am now lost in olympic national forest send help1:25 PM Jun 30th from web
- The criterion for being Raptured is celebrity, not piety. We apologize for the translation error.10:13 AM Jun 28th from web
- I love that Wallace--whose first draft of Infinite Jest was 1700 hand-written pages--can't be bothered to spell out with & without. #infsum8:33 PM Jun 26th from web
- @jkottke And yet that still sounds better than my Facebook "username selection" parody, "The URL is Mine".1:14 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to jkottke
- @colinmeloy Wow, that's pita-ful.8:36 AM Jun 26th from web
- Christ, they ought to rename this service "Obitter".5:15 PM Jun 25th from web
- BREAKING NEWS: King of Pop dies; Prince ascends to the throne.4:16 PM Jun 25th from web
- Infinite Jest would be a great bathroom book, if I could poop for 70 minutes straight. Maybe I could learn tantric something. #infsum3:12 PM Jun 25th from web
- won Twilight Struggle playing against @jdarrow. Also, welshed on paying for pizza. So, yeah: good night all around. http://tiny.cc/dyts9:18 AM Jun 25th from web
- Sanford sure wants to apologize to a lot of people. He should probably do it at some point.4:38 PM Jun 24th from web
- The bulimic cycle of "binging and purging" will now consist of throwing up while using a Microsoft search engine.2:00 PM Jun 24th from web
- It wasn't until 3 minutes into this guy's description of the $1000 dollar operation on his hamster that I realized he was saying hamstring.1:48 PM Jun 24th from web
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