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  1. Mimi Smartypants has a new domain: http://mimismartypants.com
  2. Attn. anyone who ever faces Sarah in a future election: "Bailin' Palin". You can have that one for free.
  3. There is an empty Coke can in front of me, but I have no recollection of drinking it. This may be the root cause of my recent enfattening.
  4. @Sundry "It ain't easy bein' whiiite." "It's ain't easy bein' a lion ..."
  5. @johnmoe More like, "July 1, 2009: Guy who had the foresight to snag http://twitter.com/microsoft receives $27M," don'tcha think?
  6. I have an extremely painful pimple right between my eyebrows. Man, I can't even REMEMBER how I used to announce this stuff before Twitter.
  7. Firefox 3.5 released 06/09. By 10/09 millions of men are unable to achieve erection without first hitting Ctrl-Shift-P.
  8. @Therum Since reading the Rolling Stone article on DFW I've wondered why that name sounded familiar. That is totally it.
  9. two roads diverged in a wood and I took the one less traveled and am now lost in olympic national forest send help
  10. The criterion for being Raptured is celebrity, not piety. We apologize for the translation error.
  11. I love that Wallace--whose first draft of Infinite Jest was 1700 hand-written pages--can't be bothered to spell out with & without. #infsum
  12. @jkottke And yet that still sounds better than my Facebook "username selection" parody, "The URL is Mine".
  13. @colinmeloy Wow, that's pita-ful.
  14. Christ, they ought to rename this service "Obitter".
  15. BREAKING NEWS: King of Pop dies; Prince ascends to the throne.
  16. Infinite Jest would be a great bathroom book, if I could poop for 70 minutes straight. Maybe I could learn tantric something. #infsum
  17. won Twilight Struggle playing against @jdarrow. Also, welshed on paying for pizza. So, yeah: good night all around. http://tiny.cc/dyts
  18. Sanford sure wants to apologize to a lot of people. He should probably do it at some point.
  19. The bulimic cycle of "binging and purging" will now consist of throwing up while using a Microsoft search engine.
  20. It wasn't until 3 minutes into this guy's description of the $1000 dollar operation on his hamster that I realized he was saying hamstring.