MattHearndotcom
- "Leave the gun. Take the croissants." #1stdraftmoviequotes44 minutes ago from TwitterFon
- "I'M THE KING OF THE FRONT OF THIS SHIP!" #1stdraftmovielinesabout 1 hour ago from TwitterFon
- Note: I wasn't sarcastic. Today has been really, really awesome! Might get better after a chat with our realtor.about 11 hours ago from TwitterFon
- This made an already fantastic day just AWESOME. @TFLN: (240): shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwichabout 11 hours ago from TwitterFon
- Tour de France and The Ashes on simultaneously? ::swoons:: #LeTour #Ashes #cricket #eurogeeksportsabout 15 hours ago from TwitterFon
- Tough break for all of us that #thedailyshow is on vacation just as Gov. Palin descends further into madness.about 15 hours ago from TwitterFon
- I don't get why @sportsguy33 says the NL is an inferior baseball league. It's the only one! The AL hasn't played baseball since 1972.about 16 hours ago from TwitterFon
- I justed voted for Deep Shit Shane about 25 times; my work here is done. #votevictorino (Also Figgins, because I don't care about the AL.)about 16 hours ago from TwitterFon
- Dear @google: I should be able to just go to maps.google.com/19903 and BAM a map of that ZIP. For all of them, though, not just that one.about 17 hours ago from TwitterFon
- I share your love. If that means you and I are in a three-way with the Phanatic, so be it. @The700Level: I love the Phillies.9:08 PM Jul 8th from TwitterFon
- Tomorrow, we are going to look at what might be the raddest house in Wilmington. But how to pay for it?5:17 PM Jul 8th from TwitterFon
- I wish I could have seen Sir Donald Bradman play. On the other hand: Go England! #Ashes #cricket11:45 AM Jul 8th from TwitterFon
- I just got more out of breath running up 5 floors to make a meeting than I did mowing my father-in-law's front yard. Yay, #obesity!11:09 AM Jul 8th from TwitterFon
- Annual playoff disappointment? @stefanthomson: Toronto's new goaltender is called "The Monster". What does your team bring to the table?8:17 AM Jul 8th from TwitterFon
- I really hope this shows up on #hackaday. @TFLN: (559): Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.8:12 AM Jul 8th from TwitterFon
- I love how I opened my savings account when the APY was 4.5%. Now it's 1.4%. Just... effing stellar.7:27 AM Jul 8th from TwitterFon
- Until 2109, you mean. @philliesnation: Can't wait for 12:34:56 7/08/09 ... for the second and last time in the history of exsistance.5:59 AM Jul 8th from TwitterFon
- Crazy home-buying progress today. Calls in to realtors & lenders; moved a massive couch to storage; got new basement door at @Lowes. Wooooo.12:53 PM Jul 7th from TwitterFon
- I think my new rule is: I won't vote for anyone who can't pronounce "nuclear" correctly.11:53 AM Jul 7th from TwitterFon
- I'd love to figure out why my 3yo son, who LOVES school, has suddenly developed separation anxiety 3 weeks into summer "camp."5:43 AM Jul 7th from TwitterFon
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- Name Matt Hearn
- Location New Castle, Delaware
- Web http://www.matthe...
- Bio I can best be described as "portly." Some might go with "corpulent;" fuck them.
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