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  1. woman is sexsomniac, takes care of her own business in her sleep. Guys have broken up with her over it. Why? That's awesome! about 2 hours ago from web
  2. uk university tried to study porn effect on people but couldn't find a 20 something guy who hadn't seen porn about 4 hours ago from web
  3. what was physically destroyed in one of your relationship fights? about 4 hours ago from web
  4. debated if the UPS "whiteboard guy" really drew the pic. i said hell no. I was correct. about 5 hours ago from web
  5. hey you anger balls shoot us with your angry juice..on #tiradetuesday 2:21 PM Dec 1st from web
  6. if your done enjoying relations in a lewinsky sort of way, you can't then refuse a kiss. 12:59 PM Dec 1st from web
  7. My flippin' facebook hasn't worked in days. 11:41 AM Dec 1st from web
  8. Check this video out -- Matt & Ramona Holiday Song: Douchebag Christmas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4HJSe_Qfvw Our weird video#arrghh 10:59 AM Dec 1st from web
  9. I swear fluorescent fanny packs were hip at one point. Even the "cool" wore them at one point. #fannypacks 11:18 AM Nov 30th from web
  10. It's the sides that make Thanksgiving dinner so AWESOME! #gobblegobble 3:06 PM Nov 25th from web
  11. playing our crappy parody song #embarrassed 2:27 PM Nov 25th from web
  12. "ball tapping" happened a lot in my day, some say it's out of control in schools now. Some kid lost a teste. 2:19 PM Nov 25th from web
  13. going around the table, saying what you are thankful for, is a waste of time. people just say what they think peeps want to hear. 12:19 PM Nov 25th from web
  14. my turkey facts were mocked. Why? Why god? The T-Rex had a wishbone too. 11:41 AM Nov 25th from web
  15. Matt and Ramonna holiday song contest winner gets 3 carat diamond bracelet. Our song at 5:20 today #icantsing 11:22 AM Nov 25th from web
  16. to avoid the crush of a black friday stampede, keep you arms and legs close together, know the mood of the shoppers. or just shop online 3:21 PM Nov 24th from web
  17. we did a video for our xmas parody song today. my singing was compared to a wounded wildabeast. 1:00 PM Nov 24th from web
  18. in a survey 36% of hosts are worried about dishes tasting bad, Mona goes step further and is afraid her food will KILL! #monaparanoid 11:40 AM Nov 24th from web
  19. @MalloryHelms sorry about that Mal..HA! 2:18 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to MalloryHelms
  20. Sully's wife said she gave him hero sex. "uhh..amy, today i gave cpr to a busload of blind kids and their three legged dogs." see ya soon 2:03 PM Nov 23rd from web