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  1. @jerslater But it's what plants crave!
  2. I should know by now that I'm lying to myself when I pick up ROCK BAND and say, "I'll just play a few songs."
  3. I wish I could tell the difference between being dismissive and spotting a red flag.
  4. Just re-watched the panel. Would have said some things differently but overall I didn't feel I embarrassed myself or Collider. Victory!
  5. RT @ebertchicago: Jewish Film Poster of the Year. http://j.mp/6TM2Q4
  6. Oprah quitting will be good for your health: http://is.gd/502Iq
  7. Panel went really well. Will try to upload the video next week.
  8. I'm leaving for my panel so I decided to post my NEW MOON review now. Bring shirts: http://is.gd/4Z851
  9. Finished my NEW MOON review. Look for it later tonight. It addresses themes of negative female role models and men who need shirts.
  10. I have much more to do before I go to bed but fuck it, it's 3am and I'm not a workaholic. I work socially and know my limit.
  11. All Criterions 50%-OFF at Barnes & Noble right now. Get some! http://is.gd/4YxvU
  12. I want to give NEW MOON a shirt.
  13. Friend went to get some Advil to survive the shrieks. Sadly, there isn't enough in the world.
  14. Should also lie and say Robert Pattinson is a close personal friend.
  15. Should've gone w/my 1st instinct and used my NEW MOON +1 to pull a cute over-18 Twilight fan in w/me.
  16. @nathanrabin I didn't send that but I'm sure as shit stealing it.
  17. Have pull-over hoodies been linked w/swine flu? I can't find any at Target and they have everything including swine flu.
  18. @alexriviello I hope someone develops a vampire blowjob game. Wouldn't want to waste those controllers or accessories.
  19. RT @russfischer wouldn't have blamed you if had been drinking before. Anything to numb the pain.
  20. RT @ErikDavis: heh, Apatow on the Freaks and Geeks kids: "I'm just glad none of them turned into Kirk Cameron"