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  1. Just brewed up a stout with oatmeal, coffee, maple syrup, and blueberries. Breakfast!
  2. And now it's cats 2, Christmas tree ornaments 0. Pepper is in it to win it.
  3. So far: Cats 1, Christmas ornaments 0.
  4. Abandoned my car in snowy traffic this morning and walked to work. Much nicer, though I kept thinking about that movie Falling Down.
  5. Bruno: one of the worst movies I've ever seen, and I've seen all five Leprechaun films.
  6. Someone said to leave orange peels on the counter to stop Cat #3 from going up there. If this doesn't work, I'm trying an electric fence.
  7. Dinner at Casa de Matt.
  8. Mr. Matt likes his new job.
  9. You'd think a Woody Allen movie starring Larry David would be my favorite thing ever. Not so much.
  10. These cats do not respect Daylight Savings Time.
  11. Holy racist patron, Batman!
  12. The pumpkin ale needs a name. Top contenders: Pumpkingsley Amis (courtesy Amy) and Chuck Pumpkinick. Others?
  13. Got a haircut. Several people today asked if I'd lost weight/started working out. I've stumbled on a miracle weight-loss cure, it seems.
  14. Time to make the pumpkin ale.
  15. Just overheard: This is an emergency room. Once you dead, your emergency is over.
  16. @umyeahokay Let's never speak of this again.
  17. Makin' bread.
  18. @crystalburritt Maybe you should try it out at a show sometime. Just pick somebody in the audience and yell, "Rick Moranis!" Comedy gold.
  19. Dear random stranger on Lark Street: Thanks for yelling 'Peter Parker' at me. That was super funny.
  20. Brewday. Tonight we're making Joyce Carol Oatmeal Stout.