mattfugate
- -what will he find there Dr. Zaius?-the half-buried remains of the Statue of Liberty, because this is Earth #1stdraftmovielinesabout 5 hours ago from UberTwitter
- It has been my experience that asparagus is almost always worth the unsettling side-effect.about 6 hours ago from UberTwitter
- "I'll get you, my pretty...and your little ferret, too!" #1stdraftmovielinesabout 6 hours ago from UberTwitter
- "Happy Halloween, Bedford Falls!" #1stdraftmovielinesabout 6 hours ago from UberTwitter
- "We're going to need a bigger boat, oh and a larger team of qualified shark-hunters, since this one is a special case." #1stdraftmovielinesabout 7 hours ago from UberTwitter
- "There's no place like Kansas." #1stdraftmovielinesabout 7 hours ago from UberTwitter
- "Turtles...why did it have to be turtles?" #1stdraftmovielinesabout 7 hours ago from UberTwitter
- Puzzled by yesterday's Paddle to the Sea references? Watch it on Youtube -> http://bit.ly/15nWOJ Link courtesy of @AdventureCanoeabout 17 hours ago from UberTwitter
- RT @warrenellis: FAQ: Ubertwitter is a Twitter app for Blackberry mobile devices. http://ubertwitter.com || A fine app it is, too!9:01 PM Jul 8th from UberTwitter
- Okay, somebody needs to come up with a cause where showing support means to return your avatar to its original non-green overlay version.8:58 PM Jul 8th from UberTwitter
- A small one, I mean. Lliki in Paddle to the Sea. Gen-Xers: discuss.11:36 AM Jul 8th from mobile web
- I'm going to put a wood-carved canoe in Lake Itasca and see if it shows up in New Orleans11:34 AM Jul 8th from mobile web
- Welcome to the headwaters of the Mississippi, the source of every deer fly in the nation.5:15 PM Jul 6th from mobile web
- My 3 year-old was just dancing to the Pogues. Not even one of the fast songs.10:18 AM Jul 5th from mobile web
- Happy Independence Day, competitive eaters. Enjoy your annual brush with relevance!10:37 AM Jul 4th from web
- Good Grief, Palin's resignation letter reads like a Myspace blog entry. http://is.gd/1mFSK5:28 PM Jul 3rd from web
- RT@chrisstrouth In honor of Canada Day may I suggest to do the following: 1. Eat bacon 2. Drink beer 3. Provide universal health care to all7:29 AM Jul 1st from web
- Woke up, suddenly and it would seem permanently, at 4 a.m. EDT. Might as well get on the road so I can feel sleepy again.1:45 AM Jun 29th from web
- @michaeljnelson Who wouldn't want to live their life by monkey standards?10:29 PM Jun 27th from web in reply to michaeljnelson
- The treadmill's distance indicator is never satisfying. It seems like I should have gone farther - even though I didn't really go anywhere.12:47 PM Jun 27th from web
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- Name Matt Fugate
- Location Minneapolis
- Web http://http:www.m...
- Bio Twin Cities standup comedian. WALLPAPER NOW!
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