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  1. "Looks like you got a little herpe on your lip there. Have you been kissing your wife's ass... after I put herpe in there?" #goteamventure about 7 hours ago from web
  2. @WendyMolyneux It's a garden slug, wearing Diego's Rescue Pack. about 9 hours ago from web in reply to WendyMolyneux
  3. @dustinharbin man, that was exactly my problem reading it in school. i've felt like i should go back but... ugh, east egg, west egg, shut up about 16 hours ago from web in reply to dustinharbin
  4. @kellysue you can actually see in his eyes that he knows you're going to put that picture on the internet about 18 hours ago from web in reply to kellysue
  5. just think about how great Peter Capaldi's acceptance speech would be. about 20 hours ago from web
  6. A cut Jackie Snad and Clancy T. Bachlerat sketch: jars of beer, spaceships, model t cars, toddlers, and thanksgiving: http://bit.ly/7DA8hQ about 21 hours ago from web
  7. @alexgetchell it was a million to one shot. i was trying to pick up a panda. 1:20 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to alexgetchell
  8. @dennisculver "And, y'know, for FIFTY bucks... Ol' Butch will be your new ROOM MATE. Whatdya say, pal? Can I move in?" 1:14 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to dennisculver
  9. @dennisculver think I'd actually shell out the twenty bones to talk to larry holmes for a couple-few 1:07 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to dennisculver
  10. @xtop "Oh, I'm sorry Kane Hodder, that must be my good friend Ron Palillo calling on the other line. Hang on a sec-- and happy holidays." 12:57 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to xtop
  11. @xtop well fuck now i don't know what i'm getting you for xmas 12:47 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to xtop
  12. i'm not gonna lie: sudeikis tearing it up on "What Up With That?" dulls the pain 12:08 AM Nov 22nd from web
  13. @timleong i dunno what your mom was using but i suppose that'd make sense 11:42 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to timleong
  14. Name, rank, serial number, ATM pin, ss, fuck it, what do you need to know? http://yfrog.com/1duvfj 11:18 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  15. and before you say, hey it's like reading one of your comics, i say, 1)no, because you didn't pay four dollars for it and 2)go fuck yourself 10:19 PM Nov 21st from web
  16. i have jammed a splinter under my fingernail all the way to the base. might still be in there. it hurts so bad i will tell anyone anything. 10:16 PM Nov 21st from web
  17. @kellysue well he's got flautas and fifty pounds of kitty litter coming home to wake him up. 6:09 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie in reply to kellysue
  18. yknow what i'd probably unfollow me too 12:16 PM Nov 21st from web
  19. Max Rebo McEntire #starwarsbandnames 11:55 AM Nov 21st from web
  20. Blink-1138 #starwarsbandnames 11:53 AM Nov 21st from web