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@StingRay02 The answer was Seger. We were looking for Bob Seger. Lars and James can take turns blowing each other in a Denny's bathroom.
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@Herbwoman Not if you're wearing a JET PACK.
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Someone ask @mightymur what kind of bear is best. And no matter what she says tell her FALSE. BLACK BEAR.
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Someone tell @mightymur that she doesn't know a single fact about bears.
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@mightymur "Now they're havin' buttsex. Cowboy buttsex. Sodom-maaaay-heeeeee!"
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FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER! Letters to EliteXC: http://tinyurl.com/54897o
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Did I mention AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!?
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! http://tinyurl.com/53bpa3 No, seriously, AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Modern horror master GARY BRAUNBECK joins rising star Matthew Warner in fucking your shit up this month on VariantFrequencies.com!
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Matt Fucking Wallace tastes Nashville: http://tinyurl.com/4e96h7 Nashville reported to've had multiples. Oh, yeah, I'm that good.
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@cmdln Dude. Just tell Lex Luthor where we keep the Kryptonite pie too, why don't you.
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Went to Taste of Nashville tonight. Insulin shock and alcohol poisoning are having a race with the Devil to see who can kill me first.
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@mightymur HEADCHEESE,
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@jchutchins fears MECHA SEGER.
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My opinion of you hinges on a single question. "Turn the Page": Bob Seger or Metallica?
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Seriously, I want Biden's anti-maverick rant to take corporeal form so I can blow it. And I'd swallow. JUST to have its essence inside me.
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After the fifth fucking time she said "maverick" you could actually HEAR Mecha Joe Biden powering on. MECHA BIDEN SMASH!
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New blog post: http://tinyurl.com/4zjd7s In which I am a sexy bitch.
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@strangerthings He's got parts made in Yokohama and he'll be turnin' out your mama. The original pimpbot, Earl Newton. Congrats, Bigtime.
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New blog post: http://tinyurl.com/4s9gn9 Getting pimped around the web, and why @scottsigler eats cock (metaphorically).
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