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  1. @dailey78 you single-handedly keep the gas companies in business...your intra-LA travel is ridiculous...about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to dailey78
  2. @ELLEvation warning: west (BEST) coasters see everything 3 hours after you...except for your tweets...about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to ELLEvation
  3. working on a formula to predict the most optimal time to tweet or fb status and yield the most responses...all data and theories welcome...about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. Being killed slowly by the bartender...11:55 PM Jul 11th from web
  5. Questions is a perfect way to end the week...pure hilarity...12:24 AM Jul 11th from web
  6. Gents: Always have a weight requirement before agreeing to walk a dog...as usual, that is on the house...8:36 AM Jul 10th from TweetDeck
  7. @MANDY702 I think you know where to go to see a pic...4:16 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck in reply to MANDY702
  8. @MANDY702 everyone is following your many messages...still trying to catch up...lots of reading...4:10 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck in reply to MANDY702
  9. Best Day EVER to be running ads on CNN.com video player...11:49 AM Jul 7th from TweetDeck
  10. Always thought being called a whore on the internet would feel better... http://bit.ly/gViDM8:10 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck
  11. winning best tv show of the summer is like being voted most popular at band camp...congrats...2:49 PM Jul 5th from web
  12. Every marketing idea should include Tiger or Oprah...that one is on the house...12:53 PM Jul 4th from web
  13. Every service focused business should have a mobile application or WAP friendly site...talking to you Wells Fargo...9:53 AM Jul 4th from web
  14. @NoirCoreen MC being 6'0 and not wearing sunglasses or suits make his move to ATL a good look...10:59 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to NoirCoreen
  15. @NoirCoreen guess this means things are looking in @mike_craig 's favor...damn him...10:06 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to NoirCoreen
  16. Welcome @96turwarierqb to the LakeShow...please leave those tight shorts in H-town...and now more shots for V Wafer...win win...10:11 AM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck
  17. My regular Subway guy just gave me my change in single dollar bills...he might know me too well...9:28 PM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck
  18. Hopped up out the bed...turned my car on...and nothing...FML10:16 AM Jul 1st from TweetDeck
  19. @SkyGoddess05 your tweets are 48 hours old...I'm trying to think back to what you are talking about... :)5:32 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck in reply to SkyGoddess05
  20. You may work out too much when you can't scratch your own back...or your shirt is too tight...11:08 AM Jun 30th from TweetDeck