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I enjoy the look from psuedo-national airport security when they comeupon an external harddrive. Ppl w/ rotary phones shdnt inspect bagsabout 10 hours ago from Tweetie
@thecomicscomic yes. Thank you.about 22 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to thecomicscomic
Darth Vador hotel @mattdavis and I conduct a review of a popular hotel in Prestonsburg, KY. (vid) http://znl.me/L8HXV (via @JulianKross)4:36 PM Jul 19th from Tweetie
I put the sandwhiches in the desk drawer for the next guest to enjoy.7:59 AM Jul 19th from Tweetie
The hotel I'm @ is allwing spray tans of 6yearolds in room 301 - makes wish thr was a hell. http://yfrog.com/4a5ltj10:46 PM Jul 17th from Tweetie
2 the Cumberland Plateau 2 test Malcolm Gladwell's chptr rgardng decendants' of honor-based societies physcl reactions 2 vrbl transgrtions!8:48 AM Jul 16th from Tweetie
@BhamWeekly wait... They actually passed the dome idea? #fail I'm telling people I was born in Mississippi from now on.12:32 PM Jul 14th from Tweetie in reply to BhamWeekly
@Brad_Strickland RT if you're a blogger in the Bham Alabama area @mattdavis a link to ur blog =)12:25 PM Jul 14th from Tweetie in reply to Brad_Strickland
@Brad_Strickland u sir are behind ;) I'll send it in a sec12:24 PM Jul 14th from Tweetie in reply to Brad_Strickland
@tomlongmacon oh that opens today doesn't it.., that racist wizard is going down!12:23 PM Jul 14th from Tweetie in reply to tomlongmacon
@Driftfromcenter hell no! People keep promising but fail9:15 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie in reply to Driftfromcenter
@PatGodwin we (rightly) looped back around to get that on video, ETA be damned1:39 AM Jul 13th from Tweetie in reply to PatGodwin
No!1:16 AM Jul 13th from web
@MattDavis er... Worse than it is, rather6:55 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie in reply to MattDavis
@JulianKross still need the random naked kid video up.... That probably reads worse than it sounds6:54 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie in reply to JulianKross
FINALLY! RT funniest thing I've ever seen on the road. @mattdavis was there to witness. (vid) http://znl.me/527M6 (via @JulianKross)6:53 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie
Harry Potter is a racist (video) http://bit.ly/KOCvu3:56 PM Jul 12th from web
@Brad_Strickland I already got u down btw holmes... But a RT from u would prob be helpful ;)12:47 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie
If ur a blogger in Birmingham, Alabama @ me the URL to ur blog =)12:46 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie
@maynaseric my bad ;)12:45 AM Jul 12th from Tweetie in reply to maynaseric

Name Matt Davis
Location all over the US sometimes abro
Web http://www.davisc...
Bio a writer and stand up comedian for the last 12 years. sometimes an ass.

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