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  1. RT @JoeySantiago: Pixies on tour. Funny picture. http://tweetphoto.com/5670902
  2. remember when patti smith added lyrics to "smells like teen spirit" for some reason, on her 2007 album, "Twelve"? #pepperidgefarmremembers
  3. lately the most satisfying moments in my life are when someone likes my status. please like this status.
  4. @egabbert they're just disappointed to find out electriclit isn't a sex toy
  5. RT @featherproof: RT @huffingtonpost Amelia Gray: In Defense of the Weenie Roast http://bit.ly/5KPAaW
  6. remember when "roid rage" simply referred to someone going berserk when the drugstore ran out of preparation H? pepperidge farm remembers...
  7. which one of you lives in trenton? just happily curious. thanks for reading.
  8. RT @JoeySantiago: I don't see Jesus at all. It's the Mona Lisa.! No offense to capital H but Lisa is just as cool. http://bit.ly/6aoG8f
  9. @daniel_bailey earth is the only planet where gay marriage is legal. it is also the only planet where gay marriage is illegal.
  10. just laid eyes on the most unnecessary snap fastener i have ever seen
  11. why don't i eat club sandwiches more often?
  12. wonder how many diseases i got from that angelika toilet seat. i'm going to guess...4
  13. nights on which the E train smells like a fresh can of tennis balls are good nights
  14. going to see Me & Orson Welles. i wonder if orson is upset for not getting top billing
  15. two guys tossing a football back and forth on w. 74th st.
  16. @paulajburke ha! where were you? i was in the first mezzanine
  17. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 PIIIIXXXXIIIEEEESSSSS <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
  18. "Words never failed poet Kenward Elmslie, but his driver apparently did." http://tinyurl.com/yf96crm
  19. @egabbert haha, thanks:)
  20. RT @FakeAPStylebook: If you feel you have been insufficiently blessed, it is permissible to call it "Thankgiving."