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  1. Avatarded. 1:35 PM Dec 22nd from mobile web
  2. Boise. 1:12 AM Dec 21st from mobile web
  3. "If you have something that you don't want anyone to know, maybe you shouldn't be doing it in the first place."- Google CEO Eric Schmidt 1:43 AM Dec 11th from web
  4. I'll be participating in the marathon reading of "Naked Lunch" for its 50th anniversary. I read at 7pm. Join us? http://tinyurl.com/yfb9fvg 1:30 AM Dec 5th from web
  5. Survived my crucifixion, so I'm gonna try again tomorrow night. Advance tickets here: http://tinyurl.com/yh8pnhh 2:15 AM Nov 14th from web
  6. Where the Wild Things Are in Need of SSRIs. 12:10 AM Oct 19th from web
  7. Finally, a use for Twitter. Contest entries. 3:00 AM Oct 18th from web
  8. Uh, #RioVegas 2:59 AM Oct 18th from web
  9. Dreaming about the buffet at #RioVegas 1:23 PM Oct 16th from web
  10. The only way "Balloon Boy" wouldn't have gotten wall-to-wall media coverage is if he were dropping bombs on Afghani civilians. 5:38 PM Oct 15th from web
  11. Nobel Peace Prize. WTF? http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwald/2009/10/09/obama/ 3:46 PM Oct 9th from web
  12. A handy list of people to call for help if you're ever on the lam for raping a child. http://tinyurl.com/ycf6eb5 5:19 PM Oct 1st from web
  13. Autumn Bromance. 9:48 PM Sep 22nd from web
  14. Celebrating "Download like a pirate" day. 4:49 PM Sep 19th from web
  15. You have to admit that Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time. 2:02 AM Sep 14th from web
  16. Now hiring: Death Panelist. http://bit.ly/2fokT2 6:27 PM Sep 13th from web
  17. Paul Krugman's eyes are dreamy. http://tinyurl.com/lcomvd 1:21 PM Sep 4th from web
  18. Google "my perfect pitbull has a small wart look alike on his gum" and click "I'm feeling lucky" 1:27 PM Aug 18th from web
  19. The polymorphous perversity of Youtube! http://bit.ly/SRBDF 5:28 PM Aug 15th from web
  20. http://bit.ly/ik1KT 5:27 PM Aug 15th from web