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  1. http://javascript.internet.com/miscellaneous/madlib-caesar.html
  2. RT @hufone: Please don't text me happy thanksgiving
  3. GOONS killed it> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx_mpuhyYts
  4. miracle whip raped Colbert> http://bit.ly/3dgOX7
  5. don't suplex the rainbow, taste the rainbow< http://bit.ly/j2Xd9
  6. wanna play a fun game> For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave"
  7. i want a guinness after watching this http://bit.ly/2HU9sU
  8. The shoe bike http://bit.ly/17wFNC
  9. can someone please help me find my lost dog?!!! http://bit.ly/2TSza2
  10. Quick call 911 http://bit.ly/3n22P9
  11. @sSurge yup! EVB = the best people ever!
  12. Thank you EVB for everything! http://bit.ly/2wrAH0
  13. RT @drewber AM I the only one who thinks that releasing a live album is like a sports team playing a "live" game? How is it any different?
  14. @ovengraphis seriously...
  15. @_DougieFresh I think the bay misses you> RIP Nicks house on Halloween
  16. Ever wonder why ice cubes taste so boring? http://bit.ly/2BE89
  17. I've followed all of his rules , my life has improved dramatically http://bit.ly/vGC7G
  18. Hugh Hefner followed these tips and that is why he has the playboy mansion. http://bit.ly/eOHJU
  19. RT @Goldblartsky This hotel looks a Wes Anderson film waiting to happen. Let's win this!!! Good luck to you and the boys>
  20. I now know my future because of the great bernie http://twitter.com/thegreatbernie