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  1. Kristen Stewart: wipe that stupid look off your stupid face. That is all.
  2. My wife rules: "I want 100 chocolate chip cookies for dessert." Three hours later, the wife has baked 100 chocolate chip cookies.
  3. Bidding a job that could keep Broz Design fat and giggly until April 2010. Wish me luck!
  4. Why I hate my fantasy football league: "I am calling to offer you Drew Brees." "No thanks."
  5. After watching Flyboys this weekend I think I am done with "inspired by a true story" films. Stupid Hollywood.
  6. Now this is the Broncos I remember; bumbling, inept and losing to teams they should not lose to.
  7. The wife just told me that our next date night will include a viewing of New Moon. Hoping for a lot of fighting or female nudity.
  8. Swadle mastery: 12 hours with mo breakouts yielding a full night of sleep. Thus far my greatest accomplishment as a father.
  9. @jakesutton "Now I got to cut you."
  10. Broz Design has survived its first year of full-time operations. Thanks to all my clients, vendors and most of all, my WIFE.
  11. Who has a Celtic Frost sticker on his car? The Hesher driving in front of me, that's who.
  12. @quise7 "Good" is the enemy of "Great," my man.
  13. Alanis Morissette singing the National Anthem is like Neil Diamond singing Christmas music.
  14. The time change has angered the boy. He will not sleep.
  15. Looking at a foot and a half of snow on the back patio right now. Wife on snow day drinking hot cocoa and watching Spaceballs.
  16. I never thought I would say this, but I am not in a Parliament place right now.
  17. The baby is sleeping ... like a baby.
  18. Dodgers and Phillies? Christ. Sophie's choice was easier than this. Go anyone from the AL?!
  19. @Betty_Steele Posting ass shots on your blog? I thought you didn't want stalkers. :)
  20. @xaraboo sellouts. :)