mattbrozo
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Kristen Stewart: wipe that stupid look off your stupid face. That is all.
about 5 hours ago
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My wife rules: "I want 100 chocolate chip cookies for dessert." Three hours later, the wife has baked 100 chocolate chip cookies.
8:12 AM Nov 20th
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Bidding a job that could keep Broz Design fat and giggly until April 2010. Wish me luck!
1:51 PM Nov 17th
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Why I hate my fantasy football league: "I am calling to offer you Drew Brees." "No thanks."
7:39 PM Nov 16th
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After watching Flyboys this weekend I think I am done with "inspired by a true story" films. Stupid Hollywood.
9:31 AM Nov 16th
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Now this is the Broncos I remember; bumbling, inept and losing to teams they should not lose to.
6:56 PM Nov 15th
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The wife just told me that our next date night will include a viewing of New Moon. Hoping for a lot of fighting or female nudity.
9:21 AM Nov 12th
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Swadle mastery: 12 hours with mo breakouts yielding a full night of sleep. Thus far my greatest accomplishment as a father.
8:37 AM Nov 11th
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@ "Now I got to cut you."
10:35 PM Nov 10th
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Broz Design has survived its first year of full-time operations. Thanks to all my clients, vendors and most of all, my WIFE.
8:33 PM Nov 5th
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Who has a Celtic Frost sticker on his car? The Hesher driving in front of me, that's who.
12:11 PM Nov 5th
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@ "Good" is the enemy of "Great," my man.
2:17 PM Nov 3rd
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in reply to quise7
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Alanis Morissette singing the National Anthem is like Neil Diamond singing Christmas music.
10:02 AM Nov 3rd
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The time change has angered the boy. He will not sleep.
7:20 AM Nov 2nd
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Looking at a foot and a half of snow on the back patio right now. Wife on snow day drinking hot cocoa and watching Spaceballs.
10:28 AM Oct 28th
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I never thought I would say this, but I am not in a Parliament place right now.
11:58 AM Oct 21st
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The baby is sleeping ... like a baby.
9:19 PM Oct 15th
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Dodgers and Phillies? Christ. Sophie's choice was easier than this. Go anyone from the AL?!
10:18 AM Oct 15th
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@ Posting ass shots on your blog? I thought you didn't want stalkers. :)
12:57 PM Oct 9th
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in reply to Betty_Steele
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@ sellouts. :)
2:26 PM Oct 8th
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in reply to xaraboo
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- Name mattbrozo
- Location Denver, Colorado
- Web http://www.mattbr...
- Bio I am an armchair anarchist that believes the human race is doomed to destroy itself.
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