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  1. just watched the music video for "One Time" by Justin Bieber. It's basically all about underage sex with 13 year old kids?
  2. @jnoe or maybe your stomach has just given up.
  3. @greggersh welcome to the club, brother.
  4. watching Batman: Mask of the Phantasm. Haven't seen this film in 15 years. It's honestly one of the best Batman films to date.
  5. RT @benschoen: Meatballs courtesy of @jnoe are delicious
  6. @sims what really sucks is, is that Northwest is the airline you are flying back in.
  7. @benschoen Don't worry. He'll die some other way.
  8. Downloaded Glee's "True Colors" from last episode. It is so beautiful. That girl has a sweet voice.
  9. Even Nuns are Black Friday shopping. http://yfrog.com/3n3maj
  10. Happy Black Friday. God, kill me now
  11. @LittleLauren I AM! ISN'T IT AMAZING?!?!?!
  12. No, I didn't forget about them giving small pox blankets to the natives, okay? i only have 140 characters. ;)
  13. You people not from the U.S., its the day the pilgrims gave comfort food to the Native Americans and apologized for killing and raping them.
  14. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
  15. my mother is making a Snickers Apple Salad for Thanksgiving. What the hell, Mom!?
  16. "WHERE IS THE FUCKING UNO DECK OF CARDS?!?!?!" -my dad. He takes this game seriously.
  17. My mother has like 10 120 volt light bulbs in the restroom. I feel like I'm getting my teeth bleeched.
  18. @lookitsbrian yeah my uncle every once in a while says that shit. I'm just flabbergasted every time I hear it.
  19. @tomrutters hahaha a sourdough bread bowl, son. ;)
  20. @michaelbirdsall He ate my heart. He ate ate ate my heart.