matt_morea
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Who's responsible for creating this hybrid lunacy known as brunch? Had to be someone who thought they were too good for Lucky Charms.
7:50 PM Dec 20th
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Everyone's talking about "The Jersey Shore" so I watched some of it. Didn't have to. I see this show every day in Brooklyn.
5:56 PM Dec 18th
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Who the hell decided that every snooze button in the world should give you 9 minutes?
4:20 AM Dec 18th
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Metro is the only newspaper that doesn't require knowing how to read.
11:33 AM Dec 15th
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Just found Charlie Brown Christmas on Hulu.
"How about tens and twenties?"
7:05 PM Dec 10th
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So many business cards are on the ground because you find one in a pocket and say "Yeah, right, like I'm calling that guy," and toss it.
8:07 PM Dec 9th
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My wife told me to buy cage free eggs. I bought regular eggs and took them out of the carton.
7:16 PM Dec 8th
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The greatest thing since sliced bread is the bread bowl.
6:50 PM Dec 7th
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Superintendent Chalmers is the most under-appreciated Simpsons character.
4:26 PM Dec 4th
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Took a big step today as a married couple: the merging of the DVD collections.
7:43 AM Dec 4th
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When I fill out a form online and it says to confirm my email address a second time, I just copy and paste. I'm well aware of my own email.
9:50 PM Dec 2nd
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People in the Dominican Republic call women "lady" as a sign of respect. In New York it's usually preceded by "Watch it!"
8:47 AM Dec 2nd
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On the American Airlines site: Therapeutic oxygen provided by the airline. Good to know if we crash I won't have to pay $5 for a mask.
6:08 AM Nov 21st
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What a great way to start my day this morning- evacuating the F train because someone jumped on the tracks.
7:16 PM Nov 19th
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Hate when people want to pass me on the escalator. Take the stairs if it's too slow for ya.
11:03 AM Nov 19th
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Just finished raking leaves. Suddenly reality TV doesn't seem so pointless.
1:04 PM Nov 18th
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Marriage advice I've gotten from every married guy I talk to: whenever you argue, just give in. Easy times ahead!
8:57 PM Nov 17th
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Actually, she would have named it "Goin' Rogue ;)"
6:01 PM Nov 16th
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I can't believe Palin's book is called "Going Rogue." That's exactly what Tina Fey would have named it.
5:55 PM Nov 16th
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I guess iTunes is not aware that I have more than just Aerosmith and Frank Sinatra songs to shuffle.
4:11 PM Nov 15th
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- Name Matt Morea
- Location Brooklyn, NY
- Bio Laugh and the world laughs with you. Laugh out of nowhere and the world thinks something is wrong with you.
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