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  1. RT @wolever: Pun of the day: "The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work"
  2. Danny Glover is coming out with a line of children's clothing called "I'm gettin too old for this shirt".
  3. The Western Digital Velociraptor I got (via warranty replacement) when my first one died now appears to be dying. :(
  4. Any Linux Multicast experts out there? E.g., analysis and tuning of the Linux multicast stack?
  5. By not playing the lottery, I have roughly the same odds of winning as if I did play.
  6. Remember the old SNL skit, "We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company." [mashes random buttons] "Just lost Peoria!"
  7. @davidhbigelow @amw7 - If AT&T is anything like Comcast, I honestly think they DO NOT CARE about pissed off customers. http://bit.ly/2MIxdq
  8. @amw7 The motto for Big Telcom should be: "flip you over and do you dry".
  9. @wolever I made top 10 with 2.26. Saluted Otto/The Simpsons with the name "Zeppelin Rules"
  10. @wolever Re: quick switching between files in vim: I can't live without the BufExplorer plugin: http://bit.ly/2oLyWL
  11. @onomaly Howdy! How's business?
  12. @amw7 I personally went with the Adidas Samba for running and lifting.
  13. @amw7 I am re-learning to run via the Pose method. For that, a minimal sole is best: barefoot, Vibram 5 fingers, Converse Chuck T
  14. He said because of the Dept of Homeland Security, taking pictures of railroads is considered suspicious. We are now officially paranoid.
  15. While trying to take artistic pictures of railroad tracks yesterday, I got heckled by a cop who said, literally, I looked "suspicious"...
  16. Anyone been involved in a top vs inline posting debate? I think all the social media just gives the top-posters more credibility.
  17. Just seen: co-worker has Outlook reminders to remind him to "rest". Literally.
  18. learning about snmp to write a simple network hardware monitoring tool
  19. Cashews and coffee go together surprisingly well.
  20. ...programmer to immerse himself in the new language (pet projects/open source) before applying.)