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  1. The Matt Fried Hour, TONIGHT, at 9:00 p.m. at The Under St. Marks Theater; if you miss it, Santa swears vendetta.
  2. The Matt Fried Hour Office Holiday Party! TONIGHT @ 9:00 p.m.! FINAL Under St. Marks Show, only $5 at the door!
  3. Can Season 2 of "Jersey Shore" feature a WASPy, DMB-loving, townie cast from Ocean City? That's the Jersey Shore, I remember.
  4. Dear Local NY TV Stations: would it KILL you to pick up an Eagles game when the Giants aren't playing? Philly is only 90 mins away!
  5. Yup, Nine Inch Nails playing in Chipotle. #howyouknowitsFriday
  6. Going to Jacob Brown's Xmas show. Will try really hard to not throw him my underwear.
  7. @xspritelyonex Fun final? Satanist.
  8. RT @TheMFHour: Jesus, Santa, the Jews, Buddha, and Muhammad all agree - go see The Matt Fried Hour, 12/21 at 9:00 p.m. Under St. Marks.
  9. @xspritelyonex Liar
  10. Sick the day before a job interview. Not cool.
  11. @xspritelyonex High school students aren't in bands. What're you talking about?
  12. Just watched @jaredlogan kill it opening for @reggiewatts.
  13. To burrito, or not to burrito?
  14. Proofreading a friend's grad school essay. What's that you say? You need a proofreader, too? Shoot me an e-mail.
  15. @charlietodd The Old Coot Society of Bucks County, Pennsylvania.
  16. Dear Taylor Lautner, RE: Your Rolling Stone cover - I liked it better when you were Katie Holmes and it was 1998.
  17. @xspritelyonex By "band", do you actually mean "webcam"?
  18. @BinuPaulose Does it spoil the effect if it's Bartels & James? I guess that's more FM Radio Soft Rock God from 1987....
  19. Eating Goldfish and sending out my resume... It don't get more Rock Star than this.
  20. @CampJim Give me a shout if you get some free time in NYC!