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  1. Gosh, poor Tiger Woods. All of these women clearly seduced him and he merely committed the crime of being a human being. 12:32 AM Dec 14th from web
  2. Centrifugal force makes the world go round. But Love also plays a hand. 2:14 AM Dec 13th from web
  3. Xenu es Dios. Lea La Biblia. 12:59 AM Dec 4th from web
  4. If the rest of the dialogue in AVATAR is as good as the one trailer line "You're not in Kansas anymore" I think we're all in for a treat. 12:57 PM Nov 26th from web
  5. @ashtonesq Two dead deer? Make a wish! 9:22 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to ashtonesq
  6. only the good die young but Billy Joel is almost seventy? What gives? 7:24 PM Nov 19th from web
  7. I've got a new tagline for FOX News: "Platinum Tits, Blathering Micks." 7:02 PM Nov 10th from web
  8. It would be poetic justice if J.D. Salinger was shot and killed by someone who thought they were The Walrus. 10:09 AM Nov 5th from web
  9. @TheChauhan I love you nerd 10:08 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to TheChauhan
  10. Guys, help me celebrate! I just secured the rights to the Balloonboy's story. 10 pm @ Union House! This is amazing, thanks UTA! 5:05 PM Oct 15th from web
  11. @kevinseccia come to the roost tonight! 9:42 PM Oct 2nd from web in reply to kevinseccia
  12. My brother and I sold our pilot "The Mighty Universe" to ABC! celebratory drinks at the roost from 11pm on! Come, please! 9:37 PM Oct 2nd from web
  13. Myspace link called selena gomez "Under Pressure." She did a cover of Under Pressure? Turns out no. It's video of her signing a contract. 3:33 AM Sep 22nd from web
  14. I never thought the day would come when I would empathize with Zac Efron so much. http://www.meandorsonwellesthemovie.com/ 3:57 PM Sep 16th from web
  15. It's not everyday you get to be in a table read with Lance Bass. For me, today was THAT day. 6:37 PM Sep 2nd from web
  16. Just rocked Lost Moon Radio rehearsal! Get the fuck up in it at St. Nick's Pub September 16th through 20th! Funny sketches, funnier tunes. 10:59 PM Sep 1st from web
  17. I just started a twitter account! OMFG! I'd write "LOL" too if I didn't have a a blood hatred for palindromes. Ogopogo ate gramma, see. 6:51 PM Sep 1st from web